SirLordTrainer
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** MASTER/DOM/DOMMES WARNING **
(Following these rules may be detrimental to your well being)
1. If a Masters/Dom/Domme has a switch side, subs only have to treat them as Masters/Dom/Dommes half the time.
2. subs are rarely wrong…and when they are ……they can use a justification for it.
3. Loopholes are allowed without punishment if the loopholes aren't discovered until AFTER the fact.
4. subs are allowed to cut and paste when doing sentences for
punishments.
5. subs are allowed to say "hush" to Masters/Dom/Dommes as long as they include a "Please" in it.
6. Masters/Dom/Dommes are allowed to dress in drag without subbies laughing too hard.
7. subs are allowed in Masters/Dom/Dommes bags ...as long as what they take out is put back somewhat resembling the object they "borrowed".
8. subs are not to be punished for saying "no" if they do not use CAPS in saying it to the Masters/Dom/Dommes.
9. subs are allowed to paint Masters/Dom/Dommes loungers any color of their choice as long as the color scheme doesn't clash with the decorating in the room.
10. Lecturing is allowed to Masters/Dom/Dommes on the first thursday of each month between 7:01:00pm and 7:01:01 pm EST.
11. On the second saturday of each month Master/Dom/Dommes who cuss, kneel in uncooked rice for 15 minutes.
12. Five days out of the month...each sub is allowed to throw temper tantrums without punishment..which is for the Masters/Dom/Dommes own safety.
13. Every friday between 4-5 pm EST the Master/Dom/Dommes and subs who wish to... switch... and the Doms have the leashes clicked on them.
14. All even days subs aren't allowed to be punished, unless all subs agree the Punishment is warranted.
15. On days that end on 1, 5 and 9, Masters/Dom/Dommes are not allowed to use anything but dust feathers to punish with.
16. On Dom/me's birthdays, subs are allowed to paddle the Doms double accordingly to their age.
17. subs are allowed to talk subbie language and change the language as often as necessary to keep the Masters/Dom/Dommes confused.
18. subs are allowed to tie Masters/Dom/Dommes up if its for their own good.
19. If a Masters/Dom/Dommes gives a sub a curfew, they likewise have to follow themselves the curfew set.
20. If a Masters/Dom/Dommes gives an essay... he has to send the essay back to the sub but double spaced and all T's capped so the sub knows it was read in its entirety.
21. On a subs birthday a Dom is only allowed to spank the b'day sub one time and only with a nerf paddle.
22. On the 2nd Sunday of each month, between the hours of 3-5 EST all Doms have to vacate the room so the subs can have gossip hour.
23. Every saturday between 10-midnight est all subs are allowed to go on a field trip to Gor for learning purposes, which is not to exclude learning to grow a new AOL head after being beheaded for saying ''beam me up scotty'' and setting a waterfalls on fire.
24. All Doms who are disrespectful have to spend 24 hours on the Stock while theyre subbie recites this handbook, repeatedly.
25. Any subs who obey the respected Masters/Dom/Dommes who come in the room... are given clemency for their next 5 bratty remarks.
26. subs are allowed to eat what they want, when they want and where they want without the Wrath of God being invoked.
27. subs are allowed to have orgasms everyday of the week that ends with Y and twice on Sunday without permission.
28. subs on the last friday of each month are allowed to control
Masters/Dom/Dommes orgasms.
29. subs are allowed to give Masters/Dom/Dommes nicknames if their screen names have 5 or more letters.
30. Masters/Dom/Dommes are allowed to be gagged for their own safety when their blood pressures starts to rise because of yelling.
31. If a Masters/Dom/Dommes insists on using a butt plug in a sub...he must likewise have one used in Him/Her ...but twice the size..since we KNOW Masters/Dom/Dommes by self proclamation can tolerate more pain than subs.
32. Any Masters/Dom/Dommes who thinks they are capable of caning a sub...must first allow the sub to cane them.
33. No beating allowed of a certain submissive/slave unless you can guess the size of a butt plug that wont fly across the room or get lost...those that guess correctly get 24 hours with said sub.
34. All subs must be able to voice their own opinions without fear of judgment or punishments.
35. Masters/Dom/Dommes opinions only count if the majority of subs agree to the voiced opinion.
36. If a sub is feeling neglected by her Masters/Dom/Dommes, the said Masters/Dom/Dommes must immediately drop whatever they are doing and pay undivided attention to the sub..for a neglected sub is a bratty sub.
37. No using iggy on subs because how would Masters/Dom/Dommes get ANYTHING done if the subs don't tell them how to do it.
38. If a Masters/Dom/Dommes cuts his sub off for a month...the said Masters/Dom/Dommes has to provide a case of brand new batteries by next day delivery to the said sub.
39. When arguing a point with a Masters/Dom/Dommes, subs are allowed to do so without the fear of punishment.
40. Any sub who puts on the "room greeter vest" in a chatroom is granted an extra hour past her set curfew.
41. All subs from here on in, shall buy only canned drinks... so
that they can honestly tell the Masters/Dom/Dommes they have NO BOTTLE CAPS to kneel on.
42. Any Masters/Dom/Dommes who sees fit to string a sub up from the rafters, will be given a 1,000 word essay...subject... safety hazards of leaving a sub swinging from the rafters and not being able to make it to the bathroom and the floor getting wet and the next person walking in the room.... slipping on the wet floor and cracking their head open.
43. Masters/Dom/Dommes are NOT allowed to make a sub leave the room, as they are supposed to protect and watch over us lil subs, and sending us out with the perverts from the "animal sex" rooms and "f4fTwisted" rooms lurking in the dark hallways could emotionally scar us for the rest of our msn/yahoo lives.
44. If a Masters/Dom/Dommes punishes a sub by sending her to a PR room to "think" about her infraction... the sub is allowed to bring in 4 subs of her choice to help her "think"... kinda like the "can't go to the ladies room alone in a restaurant" thing...we cant think alone either.
45. If a sub is ordered offline, she is allowed to come back under another name to see all the fun she is missing...this being to feel
the full effect of her punishment.
46. Master/Dom/Dommes are to be nakie at all times in the presence of submissives.
47. All Master/Dom/Dommes who have a problem with these new rules…are to send their complaints in triplicate form to each of the subs in the room so that they may discuss if there is a valid reason behind the complaint.
48. When a certain Dom enters the room…subs in the room are not to be held responsible for rolling their eyes, smirking or making rude noises when the Dom is speaking.
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