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Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 5:33:53 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		OK people, evidently we have inadvertently hurt the poor abused pup's feelings once again so here is your chance to say Benji we missed you, please come hijack our threads, how are the newts doing and scratch his ears and put on rubber gloves and rub his belly.
 
Good Benji, have a biscuit.

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 5:57:20 AM   
topcat


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Status: offline 		Dear Benji-
 
We didn't mean it, boy- we're sorry!
 
Please come home- we really miss you, and billy might fall in the well again- then what would we do?
 
Stay warm,
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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 5:57:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		He should be well pleased with himself anyway - all those days straying and not caught and spayed?

I'd suggest tying him up in the yard to stop him straying again, but I think he might enjoy that.

E

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 7:28:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aww who could hurt benji? he's so cute and cuddly and twisted, who doesn't like that in a naughty dog? Personally I like his hyjacking its funny and the way he humps a leg, who couldn't find that attractive? Geez wierdos picking on the pooch!

Come back benji we love you!!

~Lashra


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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 8:26:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Benji - u know i'd have missed you had i been here but i wasn't i was in the hospital.

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 8:36:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, so where is the cute lil yeller pup anyway???

He is supposed to read my mind and KNOW that my days are no longer complete until I see that cute little round face with those naughty eyes. I need to read those witty words that sometimes earn him spankings (we all know he is topping from the bottom there!! "Ohhhh, spank me spank me, I promise to never be a wise ass again!!") But we love love LOVE that wise ass quality and of course he knows it, just like we know he loves the spankings.

SOOOOO, WHERE IS BENJI DAMMIT???


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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 9:54:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Here Benji Benji Benji    Here Benji Benji Benji

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 12:44:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Even I have a soft spot for the little pup.  Hope he'll be back soon.


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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 1:27:35 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Darling Benji...you can hump my leg anytime you want.

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 1:30:51 PM   
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Yours,


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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 2:25:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Doggie I read that thread.  You are just adorable.

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/11/2006 3:10:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		awwwwwwwwww Benji is cool and so damn funny

what happened????



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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/12/2006 3:47:39 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Sooooooooo, we pet him and he runs away! .....Thats a fine howdoyoudo! (grandma quote)

To hell with you then benji, stay away! The floors are much cleaner and dryer without all that damned peeing anyway. I can even wear a skirt without fear of leg humping and something weird rubbing against my leg.

Dammit all to hell........throwing shock collar and rolled up newspaper into the trash bin.........stomping out the door.


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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/12/2006 5:40:03 PM   
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BAD DOG! You upset the pretty domme! No biscuit!

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 4:25:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think I get it. Think about it - he disappeared for a while and then returned complaining his hard drive was kaput....

Losing his hard drive is bound to upset any doggy.

But there is hope - perhaps we can club together for some canine strength viagra?

E

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 5:10:01 AM   
twicehappy


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

But there is hope - perhaps we can club together for some canine strength viagra?


No way, he needs to be neutered as it is!

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 12:26:16 PM   
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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 12:33:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		The dog gets petted and runs away...the Tiger gets ignored but stays put...

....rawr to all of you traitors.

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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 12:37:31 PM   
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RE: Petting the pup! - 10/13/2006 12:41:36 PM   
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