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Subject: hillbilly medical terms
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>>Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
>>Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
>>Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.
>>Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
>>Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
>>Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
>>Colic.......................A sheep dog.
>>Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
>>D&C........................Where Washington is.
>>Dilate......................To live long.
>>Enema.....................Not a friend.
>>Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
>>Fibula......................A small lie.
>>G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.
>>Hangnail..................What you ha! ng your coat on.
>>Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.
>>Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.
>>Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
>>Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
>>Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
>>Node.......................I knew it.
>>Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
>>Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
>>Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
>>Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
>>Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
>>Rectum..................Damn near ! killed him.
>>Secretion...............Hiding something
>>Seizure...................Roman emperor.
>>Tablet....................A small table.
>>Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
>>Tumor....................More than one.
>>Urine.....................Opposite of mine.
>>Varicose.................Near by/close by.
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