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LotusSong -> Wal-Mart Greeter (10/11/2006 10:52:06 AM)

A very loud, obnoxious, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.  The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart...
Nice children you've got here - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.



Saratov -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/11/2006 5:20:19 PM)

I think I've seen her!



magpies -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/11/2006 8:05:51 PM)

Then I suppose her prices were falling.



LadyEllen -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 4:20:13 AM)

Hey - there's someone for everyone (so I'm led to believe)

You should see their dad

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(edited due to sudden case of dystypia)



untamedslave1979 -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 4:42:27 PM)

LOL that is funny.   



magpies -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 4:53:48 PM)

She'd have it made in China.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 5:44:36 PM)

nothing annoys me more than that greeter at Walmart...i'd love to beat one of them up[:D]



SlaveAkasha -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 6:01:52 PM)

Don't knock it till you have to do it.  I used to work the customer service desk, and we had to cover breaks for them sometimes.  My poor face hurt, and the people that came in were so damn rude.  It's a thankless job, it's cold, and it gives you premature laugh lines from all of the smiling.[&:]



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 6:14:15 PM)

I am always polite....but inside i'm laughing "thank GOD i don't have THAT job" lol



MasterKalif -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/12/2006 6:25:49 PM)

LotusSong, It is because of those loud, obnoxious and nasty people that I avoid the place altogether....
and as for the greeters, that job must be so not fun...but I always smile at them and say hello...I do it more to surprise them as I know they don't give two hoots as to who I am....what I hate about Walmart in my town at least, is that the people (no kids and teenagers that work there actually) are so unhelpful...you ask them anything, the reply is "Im not sure" or "I don't know", I don't expect them to attend me hand on foot or to know everything, but hell, at least they should be familiar with their area...or with someone I can ask. I know what its like though, I used to work at a toy store, and many of the people came up to me to ask me idiotic questions and take up my time all to change their minds at the registrer....
oh well, as my friend says "retail is the armpit of jobs" lol



magpies -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/13/2006 6:58:14 PM)

I'm guessing that after that jibe she didn't roll back his foreskin.



siamsa24 -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/13/2006 9:08:36 PM)

One of my jobs is a greeter.  Not at Wal-mart, but at a music store.  It's more important then most people think.  Not only do I make sure everyone feels welcome and knows where to go, but I direct them regarding returns and trades, get salespeople to help them if they need help, keep watch on the floor (for security purposes) and check out the items as people leave to make sure that they have everything and everything is in proper order.
It may seem silly, but we do a lot (that really just scratches the surface).

I have been screamed at, sworn at, threatened, called names, and basically treated like crap.  But it's my job, I don't do it for fun.



Master96 -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/14/2006 4:55:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

A very loud, obnoxious, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart...
Nice children you've got here - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.


LOL........That was so funny! Thanks,



ShreveportMaster -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/20/2006 5:39:51 AM)

Welcome to Wal-mart, come right in,
We'll take all your money, then tell you come again
The Managers are grumpy, the cashiers sure are slow
And if you ask us where stuff is, we'll tell you where to go! :-P

Actually, if the greeter is female, I make a point of hugging them, just because I am a very huggy person, I have yet to not recieve a smile for this.

                                       I wish you well,
                                                                 Shreve



BiteGirl -> RE: Wal-Mart Greeter (10/20/2006 5:44:36 AM)

LOL. That's funny. 



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