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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 6:34:46 AM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		Being horny can't really be a major problem for a woman as easy on the eyes as you Aileen, unless of course there is something really, REALLY wrong with the men in Jersey.
As a friend of mine was wont to say: "If your horny...get fucked"

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 6:45:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
I think I'm ovulating.
Know what you mean...  Dontcha live near any of our Masters from the forums?
I get horny with ovulation, premenstrual and during menses.   M

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 6:51:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

Dontcha live near any of our Masters from the forums?


Yeah I can think of one that does. 

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 6:53:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
Dontcha live near any of our Masters from the forums?

Yeah I can think of one that does. 
Send him a note, go out for a drink together.  Do yah need instructions for godssakes! 
Indeed what is wrong with the men in your area?   M

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 6:55:52 AM   
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A cucumber is a girl's best friend.. hands, carrots, broom handle, beer bottle, pop can.  etc.  They get amazingly resourceful when they have to.

Actually, this thread reminded Me of something I think of from time to time.  It is not hard finding horny women.  They are a dime a dozen.  Interestingly enough it is a trick and a half to find one that actually knows how to have sex.  A blow job and lying there on a bed with your legs in the air or getting on your hands and knees while you get it fed to you is not exactly fucking.  Actually, that is boring.  I guess it will do when there is nothing better around, but you know.  I am not directing that at anyone here.  Like I said it just pops into My head from time to time.  I have actually met very few women that actually know how to have sex.


SirKenin:
???"A dime a dozen"???
thompson<<<<<puts a dollar on the counter and says "I 'll have ten dozen please, ah...no need to wrap them up I will take them as they are
thompson

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 7:03:50 AM   
Aileen68


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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 8:06:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		hm...why do I feel jealous? Thats weird.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 8:49:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68
quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
Dontcha live near any of our Masters from the forums?

Yeah I can think of one that does. 
Send him a note, go out for a drink together.  Do yah need instructions for godssakes! 
Indeed what is wrong with the men in your area?   M


BlkTallFullfig,

What's wrong with the men in YOUR area?  Damn, you should have a harem at this point!!!!

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 9:05:16 AM   
RiotGirl


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i think i've been horny for the days on end now = ( 

and Masterbating just doesnt seem to cure me of the problem......

i think like you Aileen im just hungry

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 9:07:04 AM   
meatcleaver


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Status: offline 		Obviously for all the women that are horny, they don't get as horny as men because I haven't noticed couples copulating on buses yet. Just like a man who will pee anywhere when the need arises, they'll screw anywhere too.

Maybe it's me that just lacks standards.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 9:14:35 AM   
michaelGA2


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Status: offline 		me so horny ALL da time...LOL

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 10:06:00 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I don't know why but once a year (in the fall) i get so horny i just can't satisfy myself lol....i wonder if we all don't go in heat once a year? ....it's annoying.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 10:08:24 AM   
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Gonna have to get me a two-bit whore and a roll of quarters.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 10:13:08 AM   
Lorelei115


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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

I don't know why but once a year (in the fall) i get so horny i just can't satisfy myself lol....i wonder if we all don't go in heat once a year? ....it's annoying.


I actually tend to go into heat about once a month. Has to do with the whole hormone thing I think. Men for 10 miles around need to look out on those days. I am INSATIABLE. *laugh*

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 10:30:52 AM   
CrappyDom


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Status: offline 		I was in my late twenties when I found out that women got every bit as horny as men and it wasn't until my late 30s that I found out they are every bit as perverted.

Nothing like making a woman leave money on the nightstand for you and ordering her to be naked and blindfolded with her mouth open, knowing the first time she will lay eyes on you is after you cum in her mouth and rip off the blindfold...

Of course lately, it has been so long since I have had ANY let alone good sex it is almost not worth it bothering to masterbate as I almost can't remember why...

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 11:12:47 AM   
MASTERRocker


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Status: offline 		No - the full moon was last week...... it must have been something she ate.....
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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 11:44:31 AM   
MasterKalif


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Status: offline 		Ive been horny myself ladies... lol....and winter is coming, that brings out the "horniness" in people

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 1:26:56 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine
BlkTallFullfig,
What's wrong with the men in YOUR area?  Damn, you should have a harem at this point!!!!
Oh you don't want the list of what is wrong with 'em, lol...
Besides, I do scare some of them off when I do my impression of Bitch Goddess at some of those times of the month, lmao.   The biggest obstacle though is my slightly puritanical approach to whom I will have sex with...  Yah know, only the man I'm dating/in a relationship with...  Still some days a girl can't live by morals alone.   M

< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 10/12/2006 1:27:14 PM >

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RE: I am so horny. - 11/13/2006 6:54:27 PM   
thompsonx


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Status: offline 		Hell I am so horny even the crack of dawn is not safe.
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RE: I am so horny. - 11/13/2006 7:08:17 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I'm having a Tampax moment here

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