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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? - 10/12/2006 11:59:24 AM

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One to screw it in
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination
One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket
One to secretly wish that she was the socket
One to blame men for not changing the bulb
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light-bulbs
One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light-bulbs
One to complain that female light-bulb changers are underpaid compared to male light-bulb changers
One to alert the media that women are now "out lightbulbing" men
One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo evidence that men are unnecessary

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RE: How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? - 10/12/2006 12:01:05 PM

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Q. How does a modern woman change a light bulb?

A. She just holds the bulb up to the socket then waits for the whole world to revolve around her

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RE: How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? - 10/12/2006 4:57:01 PM

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how many women does it take to change a lightbulb
None, they've got a light on the cooker hood now

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