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MasterAtsushi -> Teeth! (10/12/2006 6:14:21 PM)
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A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of
the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little
boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son
sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have
teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars
he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have
teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One
night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a
little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What
do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch.
"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!" "Don't be
ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so." "No there
aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she
pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. "No I'm sorry" he
says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her
legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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