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Wanna Here A Joke?????? - 10/13/2006 9:03:59 PM

slavesrs

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Question: Why don't men have sex with their wives in the morning??

Anwser: Because it's like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich!!!!

LMAO ... to funny!

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RE: Wanna Here A Joke?????? - 10/14/2006 2:27:11 PM

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RE: Wanna Here A Joke?????? - 2/23/2007 8:58:13 AM

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A Police Captain tells one of his officer to go out and arrest a lingerie thief. The officer leaves and spends hours chasing the suspect to no avail. when he arrived back at the station, he was carrying on piece of lingerie...but no suspect.

"Where's your suspect?" the Captain asked.

The office looked hi squarely in the eyes, tossed the lingerie on the Captain's desk and boldly said...

"He gave me the slip."

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RE: Wanna Here A Joke?????? - 2/23/2007 9:10:58 AM

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    A guy walks into a bar....
Guy: Gimme a shot of the stongest stuff you have.
Bartender: You look troubled buddy...What's wrong?
Guy: I just found out my son is gay.
    A week later, the guy is back at the bar...
Guy: Gimme a double of the strongest stuff you have.
Bartender: What happened?
Guy: I just found out my other son is gay.
    A week later, the guy shows up again with the same look on his face.
Bartender: Damn buddy, don't you have any kids that like girls?
Guy: Yeah....My daughter.

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RE: Wanna Here A Joke?????? - 2/23/2007 9:13:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

   A guy walks into a bar....
Guy: Gimme a shot of the stongest stuff you have.
Bartender: You look troubled buddy...What's wrong?
Guy: I just found out my son is gay.
   A week later, the guy is back at the bar...
Guy: Gimme a double of the strongest stuff you have.
Bartender: What happened?
Guy: I just found out my other son is gay.
   A week later, the guy shows up again with the same look on his face.
Bartender: Damn buddy, don't you have any kids that like girls?
Guy: Yeah....My daughter.