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Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 11:35:14 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I never had a close relationship with my Mom, many good reasons for that but when my late Master was dying I called her and she came to the hospital to support me in those last moments...She had ovarian cancer and survived it, which changed her in so many ways..I hadn't spoken to her in nine years .....we are making up for alot of lost time...Last night we went to the mall to do some Christmas shopping for my children and then we went out to dinner....She jokingly asked me if I wanted to stop at the adult store and I laughed "sure mom, why not".....she actually took me there!!!  I always wanted a close relationship where we could talk about anything and it was hiliarious....My mom picked up some edible lotions ( I don't even wanna imagine my mom and step dad..ahhh!) and I got some massage oils and bath stuff....I never thought in a million years I could look my mom in the face in such a store..but we had a blast!! Can you imagine being in an adult store with YOUR mom? too funny.....
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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 12:03:35 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		No, I cannot imagine that...aint gonna happen with my mom..lol

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 12:35:20 PM   
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nope sorry can't see it happening with my mother


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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 4:03:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sure! I would have a great time embarrassing her.

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 4:06:40 PM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		Yup....I can imagine it with my Mom...I think we'd have great fun. I just recently attended an adult toy party with my daughter in law...and we had a blast!!!

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 4:38:25 PM   
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Well considering that my mum bought me what she thought was my first package of condoms  (I'd been active for a couple of years already by then.).  Yeah,  I could see it.



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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 4:46:53 PM   
Steelriven


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Status: offline 		No No No No No and further more NO! But with my sister? Yeah, sure we've done it a couple of times. She likes the boots at most places we go to. Is she "kinky," nope but she just likes the clothing hehe.

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 4:54:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't think it could happen, given that my Mum is over 80.....but I did find some interesting things in her closet once way way back when I was in jr. high....

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 5:00:09 PM   
Majik


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Status: offline 		Yep, took my mom to a sex shop several years ago. We had a blast. Took my youngest son and his gf at the time acouple years ago. Son had fun, embarrassed the crap out of his gf. Was a great day.=]

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 5:29:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		My Nana at the ripe age of 95 told me if she had known about vibrators she would not have had to keep finding men once the existing one she was with died.

I can also speak to my Mother about anything, and she with me.  I know it sounds corny but my Mother is my best friend with my Dad running a close second.  For the record my Master has the same almost as close relationship with both of them

If you have nothing else in life you have family its wonderful to know you have someone in the world in your corner.

I feel sad for those who (for whatever reason) have not been as fortunate as I to have such a strong family bond.

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 5:31:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owned1

My Nana at the ripe age of 95 told me if she had known about vibrators she would not have had to keep finding men once the existing one she was with died.



OMG...that is too funny!!!

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 6:09:56 PM   
SlaveAkasha


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Status: offline 		I am very close to my mom, but there isn't any way I would take her there with me.  I am grateful that I can talk to her about anything though, I feel I am very Blessed in that.
 
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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 6:32:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owned1

My Nana at the ripe age of 95 told me if she had known about vibrators she would not have had to keep finding men once the existing one she was with died.



She was an amazing woman and I have wonderful memories of her

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OMG...that is too funny!!!


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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 6:35:38 PM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		My Grandma was pretty tight laced....I don't know if I ever saw her without Rosary beads in her hands.....

I hope I can be the kind of Nana you had to my grandchildren one day

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 9:26:10 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Can I imagine being in an adult store with my mother, absolutely. Do I want to spend that much time with my mother, hellllllllllllllllllll NO!

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 9:29:39 PM   
Lorelei115


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Status: offline 		My (step) sister yes. She's the one Ive co-topped with before. My mom? I would be fine with it but she'd probably be traumatized for life.. shes kinda fragile that way.

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 9:30:31 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Mom, no, but rest her soul my Grandma yes.  The old girl was formerly a biker chick, and gave me HER copy of the Story of O to read when I turned 18. 


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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 9:37:00 PM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		Nope, somehow I just cant see it happening.  Not that my Mom wasnt sexual, Hell she complained for 18 years after my Dad passed that she wished she could get laid just one more time before she died!  (never did happen, seems none of the men who took interest in here measured up to my Dad) ....

On the other hand, demon spawn #2 likes to host those lame adult parties and I'm always on the guest list.  hee heee..............

Where's Mnottertail?  I know he's got a story for this one!!!

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/14/2006 10:09:17 PM   
LadyArakney


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Status: offline 		My mother tossed Me a book on "Where Babies Come From", that's the extent of her sexual information.   LOL   I chose to raise My kids to be fairly open minded.  I've taken My son and his gf to an adult store just to see which of them would be more embarrassed.  
  My daughter and I also planned a surprise outing and took My son and a male friend of Ours to a strip club.  Even in the dimness of the nightclub, the red on their faces was obvious.  I think the best part was the fact I paid to get lap dances for them and with one leg wrapped around their neck, the dancer was leaning back to carry on a conversation with Me.
With all of this, we've been able to have some very open conversations about anything and everything.

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RE: Could YOU? Too funny.... - 10/23/2006 1:49:37 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		Somehow i can picture myself in my 70s walking through an adult store..

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