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gooddogbenji -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (11/30/2006 7:46:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

Even worse, 4090 plus posts in 1 year.


8 months of actually posting.

But really, its nothing to be proud of; most of it shit like this.

Kinda puts on you par with me, no?

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (11/30/2006 7:49:43 PM)

Lam gave me hell around 5500 that I used the same 5 words over and over and he called me a dork, and they counted it........look at him now.





Lordandmaster -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (11/30/2006 10:40:59 PM)

How did my self-congratulatory 5000-posts thread turn into an argument about benji's penis?




LaTigresse -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 7:08:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

How did my self-congratulatory 5000-posts thread turn into an argument about benji's penis?


Well duhhhhhhhhh, cuz it wasn't about fat people, stupid crazy people, the deeper meaning of the words submissive or slave, the really deep meaning of the word true, OR..........your penis.[:D]




Lorelei115 -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 8:42:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

How did my self-congratulatory 5000-posts thread turn into an argument about benji's penis?


Well duhhhhhhhhh, cuz it wasn't about fat people, stupid crazy people, the deeper meaning of the words submissive or slave, the really deep meaning of the word true, OR..........your penis.[:D]



Or oral sex.. don't forget that! [:D]




LaTigresse -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 10:44:50 AM)

Far be it for me to ever complain about oral sex. It has just been so long I kinda forgot about that one!




gooddogbenji -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 11:19:41 AM)

How did this amazing thread about my holy schlong turn into something about someone else?

Yours,


benji




DiamondOrchid -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 1:36:26 PM)

It's because you don't have a pic up benji. Didn't you know that without a real pic of yourself, you just aren't going to get anything? This includes your own thread. Look at Lorelei and LaTigresse - I bet their body parts get lot's of attention and offers.
 
Speaking of which... Lorelei and LaTigresse, were you offering to accept oral sex or to give it? Either way is good (my memory on both accounts seems rusty and needs refreshing... [sm=lol.gif])
 
D.




Aileen68 -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 1:40:49 PM)

I've seen a pic of Benji.  He had to send me one of those panoramic pics in order to include his crotch.  Come to think of it, I've seen Rumtiger's package.  2006 has been a very good year for me.  A good year indeed.




LaTigresse -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 2:07:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiamondOrchid

It's because you don't have a pic up benji. Didn't you know that without a real pic of yourself, you just aren't going to get anything? This includes your own thread. Look at Lorelei and LaTigresse - I bet their body parts get lot's of attention and offers.
 
Speaking of which... Lorelei and LaTigresse, were you offering to accept oral sex or to give it? Either way is good (my memory on both accounts seems rusty and needs refreshing... [sm=lol.gif])
 
D.


Dear Diamond,

Any young ladies that wish to practice their techniques are certainly welcome to send in their application.[:D]

LT




Lordandmaster -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 2:08:37 PM)

We are NOT using my all-hail-Lam thread to solicit blowjobs for benji.




Aileen68 -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 2:09:25 PM)

So we should be offering you a blowjob?




gooddogbenji -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 2:55:11 PM)

No offering them to me is fine.

Yours,


benji




slavejali -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 2:58:47 PM)

Congrats [:)]




Mikal -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/1/2006 11:43:23 PM)

Actually, I think it was LaTigresse and Lorelei who were getting offers... and I think I'll add my application to Lady Tiger as well (as soon as she send me one.. [;)]). I'd offer to send Lorelei one, but I'm not certain of her sense of humour. Sorry benji, but you didn't get back to me. [:-]




twicehappy -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/3/2006 6:18:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

For those of you who wish to render congratulatory tribute: I accept Paypal.


LAM, i tried to send a sacrificial virgin through PayPal it would not go through.




SohCahToa -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/3/2006 7:41:36 AM)

Some people on bondage.com post so much crap that they are on 20,000 already believe it or not and that’s just in the word games bit.




DianeB269 -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/3/2006 7:53:36 AM)

I believe it.




Lorelei115 -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/3/2006 1:40:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Actually, I think it was LaTigresse and Lorelei who were getting offers... and I think I'll add my application to Lady Tiger as well (as soon as she send me one.. [;)]). I'd offer to send Lorelei one, but I'm not certain of her sense of humour. Sorry benji, but you didn't get back to me. [:-]


I am willing to consider all offers of oral sex, giving or recieving! [:D]




darchChylde -> RE: 5,000 posts!!! (12/3/2006 1:54:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Actually, I think it was LaTigresse and Lorelei who were getting offers... and I think I'll add my application to Lady Tiger as well (as soon as she send me one.. [;)]). I'd offer to send Lorelei one, but I'm not certain of her sense of humour. Sorry benji, but you didn't get back to me. [:-]


I am willing to consider all offers of oral sex, giving or recieving! [:D]


i've been dubbed a cunning linguist[sm=bust.gif]




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