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Cursing Respect - 1/24/2005 6:17:34 PM

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One night a little boy and his little brother are talking before going to bed. The eldest says "Hey I figured something out today. To get respect around here you have to curse" "Curse? well what are you going to say tommorow?" asked the little brother. "Well I'm thinking of using the word with the two L's in it. The place where bad people go." Yeah yeah that's a good one, I know what you're talking about. I guess I need a word too." "So which word are you going to use?" asked the elder brother. "I'm going to use the word that stands for a Donkey." Yeah I know that one. It should work just fine."

So mourning came and the boys went to the table for breakfast as mom was ready to feed them. "Okay son which cereal would you like to eat?" The oldest boy replies "Oh hell just give me some cheerios." The mother jerks the boy up and spanks him all the way back to his room crying. She comes back and asked youngest boy "What would you like for breakfast?" He replied back "You bet your ass it ain't cheerios."

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RE: Cursing Respect - 1/24/2005 6:23:15 PM

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ROFLMAO you are sooo not right in the head........... but thats just way to funny

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RE: Cursing Respect - 1/24/2005 9:48:57 PM

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I'm just sitting here trying to decide if "mourning" was a typo or not...

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RE: Cursing Respect - 1/25/2005 7:25:04 AM

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Na I just like pissing of the "It's gotta be perfectly spelled and grammared right people" Come on, it's a fucking message board. Not English 101 where I'm getting graded. So get a life.

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