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Why all lawers must die - 10/15/2006 3:02:34 PM   
beenwhipped


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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten
million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational
benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd
ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million
bucks is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The
attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper?s temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs
to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."


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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/15/2006 6:46:20 PM   
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LMAO

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/15/2006 7:32:49 PM   
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to funny

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/15/2006 8:21:27 PM   
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Gotta wonder how many times that has actually happened... no wonder lawyers are a cliquish bunch!!! lol

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/15/2006 8:54:13 PM   
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I've known a couple that have taken on some very bizarre briefs.

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/20/2006 5:28:43 AM   
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Grins,
you know why a snake won't bite a lawyer?
...professional courtesy.

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/20/2006 5:38:42 AM   
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LOL. I like that one. 

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/20/2006 5:48:50 AM   
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I've known a couple that have taken on some very bizarre briefs.

I know some lawyers that WEAR some very bizarre briefs.

Yesterday I yelled at one lawyer in the front lobby of his office to shut up (left out "the fuck" between shut and up! damn!)
and fired another one!  It was a good day!

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RE: Why all lawers must die - 10/20/2006 5:52:31 AM   
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 chuckles,
kinda makes you wonder what some carry in those "brief" cases eh?
Of course, no one but a lawyer would have the gall to produce a document of 400 + pages of legalese and assorted gibberish, and call it a brief.

It's 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad reputation.

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