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CrazyC -> Halloween is better then sex.... (10/17/2006 8:00:03 AM)

(i saw this and thought of all you guys. -c)
 
Why Halloween is better than sex.

10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn’t considered kinky.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood




LotusSong -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/17/2006 8:27:58 AM)

I LOVED it!  Thank you!




RubberWitch -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/17/2006 8:32:15 AM)

You can climb under a sheet and moan all night on your own
you can get a long string of kids turning up to your door without the neigbours calling the NSPCC (What, too far?)
If you get a hole in your costume, you don't have to run round panicking (I do, but thats because I'm vain)




CrazyC -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/17/2006 9:06:38 AM)

No i love them...i was hoping others would add to it. LOL




mistoferin -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/17/2006 9:23:32 AM)

You can set up a dungeon on your front porch and no one will think you're weird.

The neighbors will think your violet wand is a cool Halloween prop.




candystripper -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/18/2006 4:38:00 PM)

Have had many more Happy Halloweens than great sex, lmao.  (BTW, i loved the Op; may i copy it to my blog?)
 
candystripper




ohbiguy32 -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/18/2006 5:26:39 PM)

You no longer have to explain "those strange things in your garage"  to your neighbors




MstrssScarlet -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/18/2006 5:40:06 PM)

You can have a halloween party and invite all your BDSM friends to show up in their best fetish wear and they can all come in the front door without covering up what they're wearing.
Mistress Scarlet 




Saratov -> RE: Halloween is better then sex.... (10/18/2006 5:56:08 PM)

It's okay to be a little nervous, even scared of what may happen. [;)]




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