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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:03:56 PM   
Lorelei115


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:04:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank
   "Bated" is indeed spelled correctly in my original post, because I'm not talking about "baiting" a hook with a worm.   I wasn't sure if I was using the correct spelling either, until I actually looked up an article that discussed words that everybody fucks up.............and I have indeed spelled "bated breath" as "baited breath" quite a few times.


The correct definition of "baited breath" would be the cartoon cat who ate cheese and sat in front of a mouse hole. 

If you're not a cheese eating cat, then it's "bated". 

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:07:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Ok I'll bite.  What did you do?


Well I'm glad you asked! An attention whores dream you are.

This guy Gieuseppe [cant spell it, fuck him anyway] or rather "joe" as we preffered to call him, was a white haired fat bastard of a man who could barely speak english. Anyway one day he really pissed me off by getting mad at me because he couldent say the words "plastic tub" in english and so kept saying "get the thing", or sometimes said things so messed up I couldent understand him, and he would start yelling at me.

Alright so in the deli whenever we had meat left over from slicing it we always had to toss the scraps into this tub so they could make the sauce with it, they wouldent even let us eat it even though it was prolly just a slice of fuckin pastrami left over.

We did sorta the same thing wiht the chese..making that cheese soup stuff with whatever was left over and not sold off, but this was all for Joe and Nick the other fat fuck I worked for.

So I went for a bathroom break real fast, whacked one out, came in and did "stock check" which meant speading a nice layer on the blue cheese so that everything would be nicely camoflauged, I even smeard a tiny bit on the glass of the display case itself so it looked a little bit like the blue cheese had bumped into the glass..it was Joe's job to be the front man and look busy so he would be the one who had to clean it off.

As I planned noone bought any blue cheese, who does after all? so right into the soup it went.

And thats my story.


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:09:40 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:10:07 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:11:26 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:14:03 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:15:32 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		I think they took it home too...so I prolly got thier families too. I dont consider it collateral damage though...i'm like the FBI, guilty by association motherfuckers.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:17:21 PM   
Rumtiger


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and this was when I was 17 lol, no telling what kinda damage I can do now.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 6:26:09 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 7:09:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		ROFL you are too funny. So does that mean the gal with the big boogers gets all the guys? Hmm, can you imagine just what type of guy would be attracted to this ....hobby? fetish? whatever you want to call it? <ponders that>

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 7:12:30 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		What about pussy farts? I wonder know if there is a porn site with Ladies letting off these marvels of nature. Tre go check it out   lol

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 8:20:47 PM   
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http://magazines-catalogs-cat.ioffer.com/i/PLAYBOY-THE-WOMEN-OF-MENSA-NOVEMBER-1985-2010252

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 8:34:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

   I've been wondering for quite a while if there existed a type of pornography that dealt with nose picking, and the disgusting little green devils that we Americans like to call "boogers".  Lo and behold, upon typing "booger porn" into the Google search engine (it's my day off....... I've got way too much time on my hands and no steady girlfriend) the first relevant site that popped up was "Snotgirls", which I immediately clicked on with that overwhelming sense of childhood wonder and mischief that a kid must feel when he looks at his first issue of "Hustler."

What a fucking disappoint.  Instead of the disgusting weirdness I had anticipated with bated breath, it turned out to be mostly pictures of naked chicks with their fingers in their noses, smiling at the camera.  Where were the "down on their luck" women, who, out of desperation,  agreed to eat each other's boogers just to get a paycheck?  Being a connoisseur of all things nasty and recondite, I was really let down by the downright tame-ness of the sight.  Oh well............looks like I'll just have to look for stranger things.


This post really held my attention.  I thought this would be an animated cartoon of two boogers have sex with each other.  Almost like a "Mr. Hanky" theme from South Park.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 8:41:42 PM   
TreSwank


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 9:51:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		i caught that one immediately Tre but felt that everyone was entitled to a grammatical error here and there. Who cares as long as you know what the person meant right?

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 10:00:37 PM   
TreSwank


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 11:01:58 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 11:12:40 PM   
Aeon


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RE: Booger Porn - 10/18/2006 1:20:29 AM   
masochistboy


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I knew I shouldnt have read this while I was eating....

lololol!!!!!

damn...booger porn? O_o
is the Boogie Man going to jump out of the closet and rape anyone he sees? lol
funny stuff TreSwank lol...let us know what other random stuff You've found on google =D

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