match2u -> Red subbie tart (1/25/2005 1:13:35 PM)
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Active Ingredient: one willing bottom Miscellaneous ingredients seasoned to taste: 1.) 1 flogger 2.) 1 bucket of ice 3.) 1 towel 4.) 1 small knife 5.) 1 candle, 6.) and a lighter Step 1.) place the bottom in your favorite flogging position Step 2.) beat until red Step 3.) chill with ice Step 4.) remove excess moisture with towel Step 5.) repeat step 2 Step 6.) repeat step 3 Step 7.) repeat step 4 Step 8.) mix to a even consistency, or, until your bottom is thoroughly mixed up Step 9.) place knife in bucket of ice and then light candle Step 10.) drip wax thoroughly, covering all pre-redden surface areas Step 11.) freeze wax to a hard shell Step 12.) remove knife from ice Step 13.) begin to remove wax from your bottom Step 14.) remove wax remnants with flogger of your choice, and your done Well, that's all there is to it, 14 easy steps to get yourself a "red subbie tart" ..................now doesn't that look tasty? looking forward to Valentines - smile -
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