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MHOO314 -> I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/25/2005 4:56:33 PM)

WHAT???? have you ever encountered that??? I hit like a girl??? Oh My goddess, I hit like Britany Spears on a shopping spree??????????????? Help-- keep the sharp objects away from Me---------



onceburned -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/25/2005 6:18:51 PM)

LOL - it sounds like SAM has paid you a visit! [:D]



MaitresseEden -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/25/2005 7:51:28 PM)

Well speaking as a female.. who can hit harder than most men.. That should be taken as a compliment. It is language such as this that continues to trap and confine woman into stereotypes in society. Wouldn't it be more effective to simply say, you hit weakly, or that was a strong blow.. rather than to equate weakness with the female sex?

Ms. Eden.




MsCameron -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/25/2005 8:13:33 PM)

Yep, been there, done that.

ROTFLMAO!!!

I've also heard "Did your Mother join us in session?"

As well as "Are you wet yet Ma'am?

Keep in mind my submissive is trying to make me laugh during a scene and he does a damn good job. :)
It's all in good fun and I just beat him harder laughing all the while. It sometimes has it's place.

MsC



Cyis75 -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/25/2005 11:02:28 PM)

I don't know.. If you'd seen some of the female dominants in my local community that could very well be taken as a compliment as some of those male submissives take a beating from them and come back wanting more...



MHOO314 -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/26/2005 5:58:31 AM)

My dears: Thank you for your support, I am again brandishing the girl whip with renewed vigor!



DreamyLadySnow -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/28/2005 8:01:44 PM)

I hit like a girl, too -
A very strong girl, with great aim and a bad case of pms.
Careful boys..heh heh



MizSuz -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (1/29/2005 6:39:09 AM)


Around our house that's a compliment.



FireWalker -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/1/2005 12:30:16 PM)

-=laughs a really good laugh=-

Well well, I thought I was the only one to have heard that line... mmm I have to say that I have gotten alot of miles out of it and they have all been good! YES! I Hit Like a Girl!! Damn rights, an all grown up girl! and the boys love it!

-=winks at Dreamy and whispers=- hello you... !! Weren't you here the night of "you hit like a girl" lol I don't think that boy will ever forget his first time on the bench, nor will he ever look at an ice cube the same way! lmao

it's the little things in this life that are so much fun! Like little boys and little girls...-=grins=- and when they offer to help in these ways...well who can resist that?

Till soon,

Fire Walker



RosaB -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/1/2005 12:44:13 PM)

I love the way you ladies think.

From now on if someone says to me that I hit like a girl, I will retort with, "If it's too much for you to handle, I can go back to hitting like a boy, at least till your tolerance level has developed to match up with my girly skills". Now insert pacifying and stop whining.

Rosa



FireWalker -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/1/2005 2:20:37 PM)

There you go!! See they even give you an open opportunity to do other kinds of play! Insert pink pacifer into boys mouth... -=winks=- so cute! mmm how about some frilly panties to cover that nice warm bum! you know the kind ..the lace is really scratchy...

Now sing after Me...
patta cake patta cake oh yes Ma'am
spank my cake as hard as you can!!


ok ok -=stops singing=-

lol Have fun A/all

Fire



BeachMystress -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/1/2005 4:25:50 PM)


Oh yeah.. I hit like a girl. Girls have no problems hitting guys in the nads. *sweeeet syrupy smile* Any man who has been foolish enough to make the "girl hit" remark to me in the past has apologized for his ill conceived remark after he quit retching.



Missangelmist -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/3/2005 2:34:24 AM)

Years ago I was told that I hit like a girl and that use to make me get upset. But you know something I am a girl or I might say a woman. Now I hit like a man but I lost something and that was the sensual side of me. The erotic, sensual art of Domming. I have gone back to the erotic side of who I am. But one thing for sure I hit like a strong woman..

Life is grand when you know yourself

Mistress Angel AKA Rev Mel[&:]



DreamyLadySnow -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/5/2005 4:22:59 PM)

FireWalker

LMAO that episode was exactly what I was thinking of when read this topic! That is one little boy who will watch his mouth from now on.

*winks*

Dreamy



GentleLady -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/5/2005 8:31:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MsCameron

Yep, been there, done that.

ROTFLMAO!!!

I've also heard "Did your Mother join us in session?"

As well as "Are you wet yet Ma'am?

Keep in mind my submissive is trying to make me laugh during a scene and he does a damn good job. :)
It's all in good fun and I just beat him harder laughing all the while. It sometimes has it's place.

MsC


That is priceless. The only one I have heard so far is "Are you wet yet" or some variation. However....*soft chuckles*...last year I was flogging a favourite submissive and he had taken considerable pain already....I had worked My way from spanking to cropping to the flogger...and he suddenly started to snore. I was caught between laughing My head off and killing him. he also enjoyed making Me laugh but paid for that one.



RealityFix -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/6/2005 5:10:52 AM)

How amusing.

The last time someone taunted me like that,I threw down the toy, undid the straps and sent her home.

You might guess that I'm not much of a one for "brats"



Darthbetta -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/6/2005 8:08:26 AM)

try drilling holes in your paddle..... that should add a few more pounds of torque to your swing ;)



ShadeDiva -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/6/2005 11:30:27 PM)

Oh just say - ever so sweetly - ahhh since I hit like a girl, that means I get to pound on your little friends for a few hours with whatever since it won't REALLY hurt, right?

Or

Again ever so sweetly say, I don't need to hit like a man dearie, that's what my cattle prod is for.

And smile ever so big.

lol

Helps if you have a cattle prod that you are hefting in your hand as you caress those words out of your mouth, or at least something that could pass for it if they've never seen a prod, or pass it off as a garage junkyard cobbled together a friend of yours did, but oh dear it can be a bit hard to guage the current flow.

~ShadeDiva



UtahGoddess -> RE: I Hit Like a Girl???? (2/8/2005 3:20:57 AM)


How strange this didn't post the first time I typed it.

I once had a SAMMY boy turn in the middle of a whipping and with a wicked giggle state:

"You hit like a girl!"

I hit him with my cat-o-nine square on his humbled balls and exclaimed:

"I hit like a Bitch! GET IT RIGHT!"

LOL

No other comments were forthcoming.

Ms Sandi



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