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ShyMistress -> Wild Times (10/18/2006 1:00:46 PM)

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. The old man stared. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every  time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your  life? The old man didn't bat an eye in response, he just replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock...I was just wondering if you were my son"?




LadyEllen -> RE: Wild Times (10/18/2006 1:26:08 PM)

Bet that caused a flap

Still any bird looks good through beer goggles, as my brother remarks

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diamonddreamlove -> RE: Wild Times (10/18/2006 6:05:24 PM)

Needed that laugh thank you. 




magpies -> RE: Wild Times (10/18/2006 7:21:49 PM)

I laughed so hard - I was pea-hen myself.




HouseofBear -> RE: Wild Times (10/18/2006 8:23:01 PM)

Chuckles, I had heard that one before, however it is always good for a laugh.




ShreveportMaster -> RE: Wild Times (10/20/2006 5:54:29 AM)

 Well I suppose screwing Peacock is better than eating crow [:)]




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