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twicehappy -> Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 7:47:39 PM)

So what is your favorite nasty phrase?
 
Your best ignorant epithet?
 
Your vilest suggestion to those who irritate you?
 
 
Here are a few of mine;
 
Fuck me naked!
 
It hurts so bad my dick is feeling it and it's a plastic one in my nightstand !
 
Go fuck yourself,  i'll buy you a brand new didlo for the occasion. .



darchChylde -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 7:58:07 PM)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, rev it kindly.



twicehappy -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 7:59:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, rev it kindly.


Lol, i love it!



RazorJAK -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 8:40:49 PM)

I've always been partial to:

SWEET BLACK FORNICATING JESUS SODOMIZING JUDAS WHILE MARY FELCHS!

It just rolls off the tongue and is guaranteed to explode the brain of at least one prude within earshot each time I utter it.



Lashra -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 9:22:21 PM)

Holy fucking shit....that one is usually said in disbelief at something stupid in general
My strapon has bigger balls then you boy....this one is reserved for male sexist pigs who get rude with me
Is your IQ smaller than your bra size you stupid bitch?....this one is reserved for female sexist pigs who get rude with me.
Damn did your Daddy call your Mother, Sis?....I got this from my Dad lol he used it alot

~Lashra



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 9:27:26 PM)

I wouldnt touch you with someone elses 10 foot pole
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut (my best friend says that all the time)
Go take a shit in your hat (my grandma's favorite)

If I think of others, I'll send them along.



vield -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/18/2006 9:57:53 PM)

Back in my teens I spent a summer hitch-hiking through Europe. I met a number of interesting folks.

Two students that attended the same seminary had very different favorite curses:

When something went very wrong for one he'd say "Well stack my boots!"

In a similar situation the other would say "Well fuck me pink!" with identical force.

vield



RubberWitch -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 1:24:40 AM)

my current favorite insult is "knobweasel" (a portmanteu that alone has validated the existence of XBox Live)

Being a motorbike rider in london, I'm afraid I traditionally fall to
"SHIT CUNT ARSE! IN THAT FUCKING ORDER!"




swtsouthernsub -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 1:46:55 AM)

mine is its a beautiful day now watch some bitch fuck it up

or theres always room on my shit list for assholes like you

fuck you asswipe



twicehappy -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 5:24:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

My strapon has bigger balls then you boy....this one is reserved for male sexist pigs who get rude with me


I love this one!
 
I say something similar on the track when a big macho rider gives me crap about racing with the boys.
 
" You're right, this sport does take balls. Unfortunately  you are stuck with yours, i can go out and buy a bigger pair." 



LadyEllen -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 5:45:52 AM)

My ultimate - if someone or something really pisses me off;

"cuntwad" - someone or something that really gets under your skin, derived from "a bloody waste of fuckin' space"

Fluent, unpleasant and inventive cursing is something of an artform, for me at least.

E



SirLordTrainer -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 6:22:13 AM)

A few of Mine are..

Congratulations, you just won the dumbass of the day, week, year award! (dependin on the situation)
Other daily tidbits may include; clusterfuck, numbnuts, dipshit, asswipe and shitheel, rivethead and of course asshole and the above, dumbass. My latest epithet is the signature I made up below, which I'll be usin for the next shithead (oh an this one too heh) who wrongly attacks one of My posts! [:D]



Majik -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 6:39:52 AM)

One of my favs...Oh for fucks sake!
Another....You must of been dropped alot as a baby.
And my fav curse when driving...calling someone a fucktard. (Oklahoma drivers suck.)



Kalira -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 6:46:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

So what is your favorite nasty phrase?
 
Your best ignorant epithet?
 
Your vilest suggestion to those who irritate you?
 
 
Here are a few of mine;
 
Fuck me naked!
 
It hurts so bad my dick is feeling it and it's a plastic one in my nightstand !
 
Go fuck yourself,  i'll buy you a brand new didlo for the occasion. .

My favorite is actually used to imply that a person is just horrible on the inside

"Life is too short to dance with ugly men"

I use it quite often, usually when someone sprouts off something that is just really ugly, and allows their true colors to shine [:)]

My teenager, one day when we were on the road going out of town, accidently popped this one off at a drive that almost hit a truck

"what a bubblefuck"
the look on her face was priceless



Lashra -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:09:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

My strapon has bigger balls then you boy....this one is reserved for male sexist pigs who get rude with me


I love this one!
 
I say something similar on the track when a big macho rider gives me crap about racing with the boys.
 
" You're right, this sport does take balls. Unfortunately  you are stuck with yours, i can go out and buy a bigger pair." 

ROFLMAO thats beautiful it truly is[:D]

~Lashra



Lorelei115 -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:17:34 AM)

I use
"Fuck me sideways!" (That ones from Blade LOL but it just rolls of the tongue!)
"I'm going to bite your hand off and bitch slap you with it."
"Crap on a crap cracker!"
"Fuck that noise"

Just to name a few.... working in a kitchen, one does get to hear a plethora of colorful phrases...



ohbiguy32 -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:23:32 AM)

"What the fuck.....over?"  used when something stupid is said.  This was given to me by a friend who is an ex-cop.

"Pecker Neck"  used when someone pisses me off




LaTigresse -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:25:57 AM)

I am afraid that my favourite tried and true are just not very creative. You would have to experience the technique in which they are said to get the full effect.

My favourite curse cuz it is just SO versatile. "Motherrrrrfuckerrr!!"
Granted there can be many variations on the theme but they all contain that.

A general cuss at an object that is giving me trouble.........."motherfucking piece of shit"

Those that annoy me, and there are many....."stupid fuckin twat"......or something similar

Do you notice a general theme??




stockingluvr54 -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:40:39 AM)

"Jesus Christ on a bicycle!"

"fucktard!"

"yakk dick muthafucker!"

"fuck me blind!"

and on and on,etc.



WickedlyDevine -> RE: Favorite curse? (10/19/2006 8:59:21 AM)

OMG I have never heard anyone say fucktard 'cept me... *grin*  Now I don't feel so alienated :p



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