laurell3
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ORIGINAL: DMFParadox And the thread springs back to life! I've never had the urge to flip a domme, because I believe in dommes. I don't believe in non-bisexual lesbians, though. It's not that I don't believe that it's possible, it's just that when I meet a girl and she tells me she's a lesbian, I no longer believe that the girl herself actually exists. Or something. Logical? Of course, because I said it. Truthfully, I've already flipped enough avowed lesbians to listen with half a mind to nail the new ones I meet to a chair and teach them about genetics, sensory perception, psychology, etc., and/or just seduce them to make them shut up over their silly ideas of being invulnerable to attraction from half of humanity... Hell, I'm straight and I can tell you right now I'd do Johnny Depp in a New Jersey Minute. Anyway, I get under the lesbian radar somehow. Don't know what that says about me, but I'll take on any carpet munchers that want to test me. Besides, I've been neglecting offending that group, I'll lose my asshole card if I don't bash lesbians often enough. Speaking of fake profiles, I also want to flip some of those nigerian scammers into paying me millions of dollars after I write poorly spelled letters to them. Ironically, I recieved a letter from one as I was writing this. ROFL I'm guessing they don't have money to send you DMF, but that was funny, thanks!
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