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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:04:19 AM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

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The power of my Master fills me with awe. Just the sheer thought of Him or the hearing of His voice gives me strength.


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:05:43 AM   
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39- The opportunity to please my Master is very important to me and I will take every chance to seek out such opportunities to do so to the best of my abilities and in accordance to how i have been taught or allowed to do so.


So what is wrong with just using rule 39 and letting it go at that???
Because then we would skip the part about eating carbohyrates!

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:05:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, if I were the submissive who had to follow those rules, I would be thankful for rule#57....because I would be crying all the time.

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:06:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		i think the Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition would have been easier to memorized, and there's 286 of them...LOL

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:06:20 AM   
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So what is wrong with just using rule 39 and letting it go at that???


That's too reasonable.


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:06:32 AM   
RedSavageSlave


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ORIGINAL: justheather


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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

39- The opportunity to please my Master is very important to me and I will take every chance to seek out such opportunities to do so to the best of my abilities and in accordance to how i have been taught or allowed to do so.


So what is wrong with just using rule 39 and letting it go at that???
Because then we would skip the part about eating carbohyrates!


<cracking up>  I forgot about that.. forgive me heather !

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:09:50 AM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: justheather


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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

39- The opportunity to please my Master is very important to me and I will take every chance to seek out such opportunities to do so to the best of my abilities and in accordance to how i have been taught or allowed to do so.


So what is wrong with just using rule 39 and letting it go at that???
Because then we would skip the part about eating carbohyrates!


Everyone knows that slaves need sweet King's Hawaiian Bread, wine and butter to subsist.

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:10:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		In my rules I want to add some like

2,345 - My heartbeat and blood pressure will rise upon sight of my master

2,456 - I will suspend my period at any time my master wished to have sex

5,460 - I will not get cramps, pms, or headaches

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:12:04 AM   
justheather


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Status: offline 		Sister, you are preaching to the choir!
Amen!

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:12:16 AM   
RedSavageSlave


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In my rules I want to add some like

2,345 - My heartbeat and blood pressure will rise upon sight of my master

2,456 - I will suspend my period at any time my master wished to have sex

5,460 - I will not get cramps, pms, or headaches


<speechless but filled with admiration>

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:15:29 AM   
KatyLied


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I will constantly be in a state of dripping wetness for my Master.


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:16:02 AM   
namelesswolf


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Status: offline 		honestly it seems to be founded though gorean ways as my Master is gorean but most of the rules are and should be practiced naturally by a well trained slave to begin with, also a good master owns his girls heart before any collar is presented my Master has always said a man/Master must master himself before he can master anyone or anything and for the most part he does noone is perfect as we all know

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:16:33 AM   
juliaoceania


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:23:36 AM   
CrappyDom


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Status: offline 		Since gorian = inane, that makes complete sense

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:28:52 AM   
Lorelei115


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

My addition. I will have a chip implanted so that Master may use me as a PDA


Hey now wait a second.. you may be on to something here...

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:30:07 AM   
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But can you imagine the sort of moron who comes up with this sort of crap?

Unfortunately yes because we see them drop in here from time to time.  I bet it took quite an effort to come up with all that gobbledygook and I bet steam was coming out of the author's ears while writing it, and when it was finished the author gave him/herself a well deserved pat on the back and and proudly passed it to acquaintances so they could all admire the sheer brilliance of it! Stupid stuff seems smart to morons, so they all hang out together so they can feel smart.



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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:32:09 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Reminds me of one of those trick tests that start with

1) read all the instructions before starting the test
2-100) do this, do that
then at the bottom just say write your name at the top of the paper and put your pen down.

That was what I was expecting anyway - some sort of punchline, you know?

Like -  327) I shall ignore all the above at all times

E


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:32:18 AM   
MissA


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My addition. I will have a chip implanted so that Master may use me as a PDA


LMAO at this one...but - never say never

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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:33:04 AM   
justheather


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ORIGINAL: happypervert: ...so they all hang out together so they can feel smart.

Not like us, though.
I mean, we really are smart.


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RE: Anyone ever seen a more stupid set of rules? - 10/19/2006 10:40:06 AM   
Sub03


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Status: offline 		Alot of them are waaay over the top but I didnt think they were all bad.

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