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One Flaw in Women - 10/19/2006 3:27:33 PM   
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One Flaw in Women

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely
washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to
run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she
will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's
just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow
to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that
is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work
18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea
what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason
and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops,
it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too
much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman
is truly amazing."
And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They
sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are
nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They
go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug
and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail
you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the
world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say
and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN ITS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.


I wish i could claim to be the thoughtful author of that piece but alas, no.  I found it on the net and thought all the ladies here would enjoy the respect they all deserve.
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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/19/2006 5:50:28 PM   
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Got to send that to all the women on my mailing list!

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/19/2006 6:44:41 PM   
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Please do.  It brightened the day of a friend of mine when she was down on herself.  I hope it brings a smile to all who read it. Thanks to the author, whomever he or she is.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/19/2006 8:00:45 PM   
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yeah i have to admit too.. thats realy good

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/20/2006 1:00:55 PM   
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Thanks for sharing and thanks for the permision to sent it on.  My wife could use these wise words about now

dave

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/20/2006 2:44:35 PM   
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beautiful words and so very true, being a mom of a few i can relate to the 4 on the knee thing. i actually got that email at a time in my life when it was most needed and i thank You again for posting it.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/21/2006 3:25:21 AM   
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Thank You so much for those lovely words. This woman truly appreciated them, as will all the other W/women I know..And on a similar theme, Woman V The Harley The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven where St. Peter spoke with him.

"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"

God said, "Yes."

Arthur said,, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

And, finally...

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on."

God went to his celestial computer, typed in some words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper.

God read it.

"It may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur.

"But, according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/21/2006 2:25:11 PM   
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As a Dom, to have such a great creature gives her heart (submits) to me…it is beyond anything.

I'm honored...

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/21/2006 3:08:51 PM   
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Thank you so much for that.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/21/2006 4:22:47 PM   
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That was good.    Different than the usual harley vs woman comparo.  

Glad everyone has enjoyed it.  Hopefully all the gents on site will either give it to their ladies or just flat tell them how much they care for/about them and appreciate all they do/are.  Be they sub, slave, or Domme.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 10/23/2006 6:26:38 AM   
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Thank you ... and the ladies in both of my groups ... enjoyed it.



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RE: One Flaw in Women - 9/8/2007 10:11:32 PM   
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This one deserves a bump... even after being dead for nearly a year. Time for that annual reminder, I guess.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 9/9/2007 6:52:08 AM   
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The OP almost doesn't belong in humor. And it is true, of a Woman.

But you brought seriousness here, and I will continue it.

We must make the distinction between a female and a Woman, as well as a male and a Man.

The OP is true of a Woman, but now what is a Man, the perfect compliment to a Woman ? And just how many are there ?

First of all a Man supports his Woman, even if she works too because of the times in which we live, he brings home something. He has to be a Man and I almost posted to that thread about abstinence during pregnancy, Women go through alot. Men need to know there is a time of the month to keep one's mouth shut. We don't do this out of fear, we do this because we have a loved one in discomfort and do not want to make it worse.

A real Man has obligations to his Woman. In my family, Women don't get a leave of absence when they get pregnant, they quit working. The responsibility falls upon the Man to get it together so they do not have to send the kids to daycare, and this is a tall order these days.

But money isn't everything, Men will touch their Woman when they are not looking for sex. Like Women, Men need to show affection once in a while just out of the blue.

Men need to have that strong shoulder to cry on for the Woman, and know how to just let out that little whimper that she can feel. Even if he doesn't know who died or whatever she is crying about, when your Woman is crying, you go there with her.

And Men, when you get your Woman pregnant, you don't have just nine months of hell to go through, you and her together have about eighteen years of hell, as well as joy hopefully to go through.

And Men need earning power so they don't have to work thrity hours a day. They need time with their kids, and the Woman could use a break. Also, both influences are needed to have the kids grow up with their head screwed on straight. It doesn't take a village to raise a child, but it does take more than one person.

And a Man protects his Woman and children, even if outmatched by the aggressor. You find a way, no matter what. It doesn't matter if a Man has to shove a ballpoint pen into the guy's windpipe, once he has chosen his Woman and she has chosen him, they might live and die as one.

And a Man can cuddle without having to stick it in her. And a Man can cry, but only in the company of his Woman, or alone. In rare cases in front of the children, like when the Granparents pass on or something like that.

Many have forgotten what it is to be a Man or a Woman, they refer to themselves as male or female. Those definitions are for animals, I prefer to think that we are something more. We have forgotten so much, in the way of survival and all that, and I guess that is just the natural order of things. Many of us could not survive indefinitely in the wild. But that is not the point. I see many many people out there who have lost their humanity. Watching the news on TV is hell for me.

I mean you got a guy who has nine kids by six Women. He has to go on one of those freak TV shows to pay the child support no doubt, and then Women who have had 34 paternity tests and stil hasn't found the Father.

Above all, a real Man chooses his Woman and sticks with her, not just sticks it in any willing orifice.

Sorry to elaborate so much, but I wasn't the one to bring sensible discussion to the humor section here.

And a real Man will be with you to cry when your kids graduate, yup, we do sometimes. And we will be there when you get old, and not keep looking for a piece of ass on the street. And we will put up with you when you are nasty, even drunk, it's only fair.

But when you do get a real Man, there are certain things you do not do, it's not hard to figure out. If I use the word no, understand what it means. A Man can explain his decisions logically, and will. Whatever obedience that carries is voluntary. A Man does not force his will upon a Woman, she accepts it. (of course there is that chance he could be wrong)

Let the boys go out and have their sluts, but a real Woman needs a real Man.

Looking out of my sphere of influence sometimes I am reminded of the song by Alice Cooper "Billion Dollar Babies". They look just like humans.........

Kudos to Women, without you there would be no people, but then Men could make the same claim. There are still a few of us left.

T

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 9/9/2007 8:18:56 AM   
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Beautifully said! Reading through those lines was like rehearsing my own thoughts!

Nice post buddy, though i wonder why it's in the Humor section. Every word of it is just so true.

Thanks for sharing!


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RE: One Flaw in Women - 9/9/2007 10:39:54 AM   
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I love that one. I send it out every year for Mother's Day to the Mom's I know. I never realized what it meant until I became a mom.

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RE: One Flaw in Women - 9/9/2007 4:55:13 PM   
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that is lovely. thank you for sharing it.

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