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Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/26/2005 2:27:27 PM

Hayvin

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Salutations to you all - Tops, bottoms, Masters, subs, Doms and Dommes, Masters and Mistresses, dogs and their Owners, furniture, implements and their Users. (Anyone else? Cutters and their Sharpeners, perhaps?)

Let me say right off - I'm a newbie. No, wait, hold your groans - That doesn't mean I'm going to be asking stupid questions like, "Duhhhh, isn't all the leather expensive?" or "Doesn't all that whippy and pointy stuff HURT?"

When I say newbie, I mean that I'm still learning. Have I administered Serious Spankings? Yes. Have I ever experimented with Suspension? No. Have I administered and experimented with Breath Control? Yes. Have I ever administered a Brand or Cutting? No. And on and on and on - You all get the picture.

I just want y'all to know where I'm coming from - I plan on posting subjects to debate (mostly in the "Misc" section), and I wanted you folks to know from the very start:

I'm not here to accuse, piss off, piss on or pass judgement on anyone here.

I do NOT think I'm better than anyone here, and readily admit that a fair number of you have much *more* experience than I do, especially in some of the more, shall we say, "advanced" aspects of the Lifestyle.

I'm going to be posting things because I honestly *want to know* the opinions and standings of the people here, whether they agree with me or not. (Think one of my posts is full of crap? Good. Tell me *why*, but please do so using clearly-written words based on actual verifiable facts, rather than just emotion-filled flames about how I "won't ever understand because...")

So, there it is.

Thanks for letting me into your corner of the 'Net - While I'm here, I promise to put the toilet seat down, never drink the last beer without replacing it, and to hose down the rooms when I'm done with them.

Hayvin

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/26/2005 2:53:15 PM

match2u

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lol....

grpsxh blush brrrr

ok - i am speechless - but i had to laugh a lot while reading your introduction.

i like your style and looking forward to your comments as threads - smile -

stay well , play safe.....

and welcome to the net

petra

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/26/2005 4:23:14 PM

willing2serve

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[WOW, what an introduction.....

Welcome to Collarme, now certainly don't be shy.....Are you sure you are a Dominant?

Look forward to reading more of your posts.

Respectfully,
Willing2serve

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/26/2005 6:38:21 PM

theroebabe

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Hi Hayvin and welcome to the forums at CM!

DAMN you made me laugh!!!!!! Thanks i needed that. Great intro! Well i am looking forward to reading some of your thoughts. If you dont accuse, piss off or piss on someone then where is the fun in that!?!?!? Kidding of course, nice to meet ya!

So jump on in the water is mighty fine! And i think someone fed the ones that bite today!

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/26/2005 6:49:07 PM

LdyAuburn

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hayvin
Thanks for letting me into your corner of the 'Net - While I'm here, I promise to put the toilet seat down, never drink the last beer without replacing it, and to hose down the rooms when I'm done with them.

Hayvin

Oh as one of the other new ones here I can your postings are going to be fun. I agree with the others that was fun to read.

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/27/2005 1:31:02 AM

MadameDahlia

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Welcome.

Secondly... Bravo! Well written.

I'm sure you'll find someone to hold you to your toilet seat promise.

Enjoy your stay. Glad to have you aboard.

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/27/2005 5:43:57 AM

DreamWeaverAz

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hayvin

Let me say right off - I'm a newbie. No, wait, hold your groans

*groaa*....oh wait...I am a newbie here as well. ..lol...that was a fun post to start My morning of with though...hehehe

Greetings to You and may the rest of Your time and posts here be as fun and interesting.

DW

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RE: Greetings from "Paradise" - 1/27/2005 10:45:05 AM

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Welcome, can't wait to read your posts.

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