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SirLordTrainer -> Redneck subbies.. Revised! (10/20/2006 6:50:47 AM)
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Redneck subbies..
If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next
number...the next number...the next number...", you
just might be a redneck sub.
If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Maw", you might just be redneck sub.
If you know what your Master expects from you by the way He belches, you just might be a redneck sub.
If your Master tells you to fix him a steak, and you
start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a
redneck sub.
If fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking
up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for Him, you
might just be a redneck sub.
If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a
rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor
with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a
redneck sub.
If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to
spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove
tics from Master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a
redneck sub.
If yer combinin yer local munch an' a family reunion,
heck, ya'll are redneck subbies
If yer whippin stool is a pile o' tires, ya'all might be redneck subbies
If yer "dressing up box" contains an IHOP waitresses uniform,
ya'll are redneck subbies
If you call yer Master Daddy, but Sir when yer scenin, hell, ya'll definately redneck subbies
If yer puppy play outfit is a stars'n'bars flag and a length o' packin twine, ya'll maybe redneck subbies
If your Master referes to you as, "His lil filly" you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master ever has asked you to make farm animal noises while having sex, you might be a redneck sub.
If, when the topic of electrical play comes up, you are just dying to tell the story about you peeing on the stockade fence... you might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever been tied up with bailing wire, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master has ever shouted "Squeal... squeal like a little pig" at a bunch of canoe day-trippers, you might be a redneck sub.
If you have to go out to the barn to get the riding crop, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master has said that he is going to "tan yer hide but good" and not meant letting you sunbathe, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master thinks a violet wand is a porn star, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master sends you to the outhouse to wait for him for some watersports, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master refers to handcuffs as, "dem thar shiny bracelet thingies" you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master is only interested in puppy play for the sole purpose of taking you hunting with him, you might be a redneck sub.
If your Master thinks that a Saint Jude's Cross is a place 20 miles northwest of here, you might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever had to use your safeword because you were afraid that your screams would wake up Lil Billy Joe, you might be a redneck sub
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