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Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've been wa... - 10/20/2006 9:01:07 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Status: offline 		If anyone cares enough to get a better look into who I am and how I act offline- Gilmore Girls last week had a scene in which the mother was going out on a date with her ex-husband. 

The scene in which they talk in the foyer and then get into the car is 110% me- the words, the body language- that's me all over.

Just saying.

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:02:23 PM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:07:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

My dick is curved like a banana.


Could be worse...it could be curved like a question mark

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:08:17 PM   
Lordandmaster


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It was created by God himself to hit the g-spot.

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:09:26 PM   
juliaoceania


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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:13:56 PM   
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I have not seen the movie unfortunately


I did a search for LordAndMaster's penis on Netflix and got no hits.

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:17:03 PM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I have not seen the movie unfortunately


I did a search for LordAndMaster's penis on Netflix and got no hits.

Sinergy


Until I read this post I had assumed it was an order for me rent The Gilmore Girls and put them on my list

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:17:28 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		It didn't take me very long to find a movie about my penis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zMfUay6Ss

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:23:02 PM   
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quote:

If anyone cares enough to get a better look into who I am and how I act offline- Gilmore Girls last week had a scene in which the mother was going out on a date with her ex-husband. 

The scene in which they talk in the foyer and then get into the car is 110% me- the words, the body language- that's me all over.

Just saying.


Well post the clip!

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 9:30:08 PM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

quote:

If anyone cares enough to get a better look into who I am and how I act offline- Gilmore Girls last week had a scene in which the mother was going out on a date with her ex-husband. 

The scene in which they talk in the foyer and then get into the car is 110% me- the words, the body language- that's me all over.

Just saying.


Well post the clip!


That might be helpful

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 10:28:44 PM   
CrappyDom


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You need to tell your admirers (among which I place myself) WHEN these sort of things air so we can Tivo them.

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/20/2006 10:49:37 PM   
CrazyC


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Status: offline 		Gilmore Girl...i love them. :) My family watches them religiously. Of course mention the one episode i missed. :(

For those who don't know....it's a TV show, and it is on Tuesday nights.

Bananas and Penises...god now i have images in my head! :O

-c

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 12:37:17 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		I haven't watched the show, but now I'm curious. 

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 2:29:49 AM   
kisshou


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Status: offline 		I love Gilmour girls even though they tend to talk slightly sound bitish. I missed this past episode but hope Luke and Lorelei have broken up for good and please can someone buy him a razor.

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 3:57:02 AM   
MissyRane


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Status: offline 		oh I loooooove those shows..HEY on which channel are they???
They aint showing the latest serie here yet,  but they'll do it when summer arrives..which is next year probably so I guess I gotta go n hunt them elsewhere? is the show replayed?? oii I wanna seeeee

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 4:03:23 AM   
Aileen68


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My dick is curved like a banana.


Do you mean something like this?
http://www.jokeroo.com/funnypictures/bananapenis.html

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 8:25:30 AM   
farmbound1


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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 8:32:46 AM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 8:39:08 AM   
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< Message edited by Aileen68 -- 10/21/2006 9:21:58 AM >

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RE: Totally Self Absorbed Post All About Me- You've bee... - 10/21/2006 8:44:10 AM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: theRose4U

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

My dick is curved like a banana.


Could be worse...it could be curved like a question mark


He has a dick????

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