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Noah -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/23/2006 10:07:20 AM)

Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub?

I was gonna say "Blow his ballast tanks," but then I noticed that Crappy had offered a more elegant suggestion.

Thanks, CrappyDom. I'm still laughing.




Squeakers -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/23/2006 10:07:44 AM)

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In your case I would beg for release using one of my favorite methods handed down to me from my roots in European S&M.  Cleanse yourself by bathing, shave your body smooth, and meditate in the warm water and find your center.  Then drop the hair dryer  into the water and you will be released from your Master.


Is that considered electrical play?



SweetSarijane -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/23/2006 5:13:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

In your case I would beg for release using one of my favorite methods handed down to me from my roots in European S&M.  Cleanse yourself by bathing, shave your body smooth, and meditate in the warm water and find your center.  Then drop the hair dryer  into the water and you will be released from your Master.


ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG that was too good!!!



kc692 -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/23/2006 7:43:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetnsasse

turnin p on his doorstep might not be easy he lives in israel i live in canada


Uhhhhhh, therefore, it would be just as hard to show up on yours if you poofed...I forget, what was the horrendous problem?


Edited to add:  I can't believe I answered this thread, I really can't.....wanders off to go waste time somewhere maybe a hair more productive, like maybe finding a dogs ass to shave for no reason.....



Zensee -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/25/2006 1:26:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kc692
I can't believe I answered this thread, I really can't.....

It's the car-wreck thing. Since mistoferin invoked extra dumbness upon this thread we must wait for the punchline or at least the credits. Hopefully not season three.
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ChaOz -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/25/2006 3:03:07 AM)

.. go on jerry springer.



raiken -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/25/2006 8:32:21 AM)

i know this may sound weird or harsh or whatever, its not meant to be.  But this question seems like just a way of getting attention, and if you really didn't want to be with this online dude, you wouldn't be.  Period.  Unless of course he forgot to remove that chip he placed in your brain...*grin
 
Seriously, life goes on and ya gotta stop obessing and being concerned with what will come next after you let go of this block of drama in your psyche.  Until you get out of this mode, nothing new will be able to venture in.  Best wishes for a real life master. *smile



sweetnsasse -> RE: Any suggestions on how to handle a master who is going sub? (10/27/2006 9:57:34 PM)

he is a fuckig pussy is slave boy to his wife



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