adommeforu -> Evolution: At last the truth from the Monkey's mouth. (10/22/2006 10:05:30 AM)
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Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree Discussing things as they’re said to be Said one to the other, now listen you two There’s a certain rumour that can’t be true That man descended from our noble race The very idea is a shocking disgrace No monkey ever deserted his wife Starved her babies and ruined her life And you’ve never known a mother monk Leave her babies with others to bunk Or pass them on from one to another Till they scarcely know who is their Mother And another thing you never will see A monk build a fence round his coconut tree And let the coconuts go to waste Forbidding all other monks to taste Why, if I put a fence around this tree Starvation would force you to steal from me There’s another thing a monk won’t do Go out at night and get in a stew Or use a gun or club or knife To take some other monkey’s life That man descended we make no fuss But, brother, he didn’t descend form us!!
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