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Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/27/2006 6:15:30 AM

Nexo

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Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

Talked excessively without making sense;

became overly emotional;

couldn't drive;

failed to think rationally;

argued over nothing;

had to sit down while urinating;

and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/27/2006 10:04:42 AM

nightrosemom

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THAT IS SO MESSED UP!! lol.

Men! i swear you cant live with em and you cant kill em

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/27/2006 11:40:12 AM

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LOL!

That is funny! Evil, but funny.

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/29/2006 9:02:31 PM

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ahh come oone you can kill em..you just can't bury them deep enough

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/30/2006 3:43:14 AM

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With prolonged use they develop breasts and their belly assumes the appearance of pregnancy. They also vomit which mimics morning sickness.

You guys should be so lucky as to become women. Nah.. you couldn't handle the humiliation.

Yep.. (Barney Fife impersonation) Just keep throwing gasoline on the fire, boy. (indignant sniff!)

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/31/2006 10:41:28 AM

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sadly we need men to survive if we didnt i thnk this joke woul make them all extinct lol j/k

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/31/2006 11:50:25 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cutiepie74019

sadly we need men to survive if we didnt i thnk this joke woul make them all extinct lol j/k

Why sadly?

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/31/2006 6:07:14 PM

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that one was funny.... *giggles* i liked it

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 10/31/2006 6:11:10 PM

LadySeraphina

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Men, can't live with 'em, can't dispose of all of 'em after they go through the meat grinder.

Of course, this also explains why I like men better after they've had a beer or two. Lol

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 11/1/2006 4:08:43 PM

shadevarr

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lol, great. I think the reverse is also true!!!

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RE: Presence of female hormones in beer - 12/17/2006 4:19:42 PM

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