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Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 12:48:44 PM   
KnightofMists


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It's so hard to be humble when your perfect in everyway!

At least that is what I tell my girls *G*  for some reason... they still don't believe that I am perfect....

So... a thread where you don't have to be humble... tell us what your perfect at!  or at least really good at!


I am a really good asshole when i want to be

I am also a really good fuck too *G*

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 12:51:26 PM   
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Being a pain in the @$$... literally and figuratively.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 1:19:39 PM   
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I am an excellent researcher and compiler of research into an understandable form... which I have not used very often here, but there you are, I am good at it... give me a pile of books that are loosely related and I can give you a coherent overview of what they all touched on. Give me a library and I will prove an obscure point. It is not a skill I have made pay off for me in a big way yet, but it really came in handy when I had to write a 20 page papers in 24 hours because I am also an infamous procrastinator.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 1:32:18 PM   
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I'm good at reading, spelling, grammar and can write pretty good I'm told.
I'm good at taking a beating too .....among other things *weg*

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 3:00:07 PM   
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I have perfect pitch and can sing perfect harmony.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 3:02:27 PM   
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perfect pitch: throwing an accordian in a dumpster from 50 feet, and having it land on a banjo
 

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 3:08:44 PM   
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It is always easier to beat yourself up than it is to sing your own praises, no?  This thread has got Me to thinking...  What AM I good at?

I guess I am really extraordinary at the following:

Verballizing what I feel
Keeping My word
Being a prick
Utilizing the system, especially the legal one
Defending what is Mine, including My family
Sex/pleasuring a woman
Biblical studies
Computers, science and technology
Academia
Psychoanalyzing human behaviours

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 3:51:16 PM   
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      I am a world class smart-ass.  I can piss anybody off within 1 minute of an initial meeting.  I have learned to keep my remakable abilities toned down when interacting with mere mortals (particularly those who sign my paychecks) and I demonstrate remarkable restraint in these forums.  Plus, I'm big enough that, while my ass can be kicked, I won't be going to the emergency room alone.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 4:05:34 PM   
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I am too trusting. I am loyal, faithful,pleaser,tone deaf,childish,romantic,stubborn, afraid of being in the dark outside alone. I am sure there might be a few more good and bad but can't think of any other ones right now.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 4:06:48 PM   
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I'm good at anything I want to do. 

But I've been told I'm a pretty good cook.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 4:11:46 PM   
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I am good at being a total bitch when the occassion calls for it
I am good at whipping ass when someone threatens me or mine in any way ( I learned the good ole fashioned way...my father thought that everyone should be able to protect themselves  )
I am good at cooking
I am good at baking
I am good at being 'unseen'and 'unheard'  in the face of violence

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 4:27:39 PM   
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Uhh...I'll pass.  You all really don't want me to start tooting my own horn.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 4:41:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Uhh...I'll pass.  You all really don't want me to start tooting my own horn.


Umm.  I do?

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 5:02:33 PM   
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I'm really good at fucking up.
Even better at being bad.  

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 6:17:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

It's so hard to be humble when your perfect in everyway!

At least that is what I tell my girls *G*  for some reason... they still don't believe that I am perfect....


It is a good thing that you do not have a problem with humility then my Lord  *w*

Oh and I am really good at being a smart ass  *g*

Kyra

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 6:35:34 PM   
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........I can't wait to look in the mirror..
cuz I get better lookin' each day............


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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 6:49:47 PM   
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I'm perfectly humble because I have so much to be humble about.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 7:09:03 PM   
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Martial Arts
Music trivia
Directing and editing
drinking

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 7:15:14 PM   
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I'm good at getting my heart broke.

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RE: Hard to be humble...... - 10/28/2006 8:53:23 PM   
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I am good at lending a sympathetic ear
speaking up loudly in defense of someone
giving extraordinary head
being a closet romantic..................Tempting

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