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LadySeraphina -> RE: Warning: this joke may be religiously offensive (10/29/2006 12:57:48 AM)
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Ouch.
Okay, while we're busy offending people...
This fellow is golfing on a little course in Ireland, and when he sinks his putt on the 13th green, a leprechaun pops out of the hole.
"Ach! Ye got me! Now I owe ye three wishes," says the leprechaun.
Without hesitation the man replies that he is very happy, and has no need of three wishes, thank you anyway.
As the leprechaun walks away, he thinks to himself, 'if any man deserves three wishes, it's that one. Let's see... What does every man want? A good golf game, money, and a good sex life. Granted!"
A few months later the man is golfing at this same course, and the leprechaun pops out of the hole.
"I thought I'd check up on you and see how you were doing," says the leprechaun.
"Oh, very well, thank you," replies the man.
"How's your golf game?"
"Never better!"
"How about money? You doing well in that department?"
"Funny you should ask, my uncle passed away a few months back, and left me a tidy sum."
"What about your sex life?"
At this, the man blushes, but he replies slowly, "not bad, once or twice a month."
The leprechaun nearly tears his hair out. Things had gone so well until this. "Once or twice a month?!"
"It's a small parish..."
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