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What a coincidence - 10/30/2006 3:38:43 AM

LotusSong

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman,
and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence," said the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer.
For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

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RE: What a coincidence - 10/30/2006 12:16:25 PM

ohbiguy32

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Ms LotusSong, You are bad. And I thank for being bad.

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RE: What a coincidence - 10/31/2006 10:38:01 AM

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that was sick and wrong

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RE: What a coincidence - 10/31/2006 11:23:56 AM

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reminds me of the famous one;

Guy is driving through the countryside when he passes a farmyard, and runs over the cockerel. Being a decent sort, he stops the car and see the cock is dead, so he knocks on the door of the farm and tells the farmer's wife what happened.

"I really am sorry" he says, "I insist that you allow me to replace him"

"Suit yourself" says the farmer's wife "the hen house is round back"

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