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subinside -> Thanksgiving Quotes (11/1/2006 2:56:26 PM)
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Things not to say to your inlaws at Thanksgiving...
Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Whew, that's one terrifc spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
Do you really think you'll be able to handle all those people at once?
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
How long will it take for you to stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it's ready?
Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest.
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