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candystripper -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/6/2006 2:48:56 PM)
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
You, Madam, are a useless waste of protein. If I were heartless, I'd put you to better use feeding third world children as low grade beef, but really, they deserve better. The fact that you can reproduce is a good reason to encourage Iran's nuclear program, if not fund it entirely. You are, quite possibly, the ugliest human I have ever seen, and believe me, I have woken up beside many that would otherwise qualify. No amount of plastic surgery could make any man (except your mother) love you, not even a night of Jäger. If we were stranded on an island together, I would fell the last coconut palm to make a club to kill you with, and ferment the milk of the last coconut to subsequently sterilize my eyes. I would drink salt water, hoping that the hallucinations would be of something more attractive, such as the Queen's cunt.
Other than that though, you're not a bad person.
Yours,
benji
That was hilarious benji.
From my unmentionable, circa 1993: "Talk to the hand, cuz the face dun wanna hear it!"
My response is unprintable, lmao.
candystripper
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