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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 7:04:11 PM   
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That almost made me pee my pants.


The first few times it feels funny, then you just keep a rag handy.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 7:08:23 PM   
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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 7:09:08 PM   
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Psst, benji, he knows him/her, it's just more of that denial thing.


Knows him that well, eh?

And just when I started thinking he may be straight.

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i have never seen, heard of or spoken to this person.



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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 8:14:18 PM   
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Don't burst my bubble.  I say she was a man.



Sure thing, sweetie.  She remains a man.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 8:28:25 PM   
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Psst, benji, he knows him/her, it's just more of that denial thing.


Knows him that well, eh?

And just when I started thinking he may be straight.

Yours,


benji


i have never seen, heard of or spoken to this person.



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my dear friend...  and Inspector Gadget, you are wonderful!!!  LOL... 

Do gay men have short term memory loss?  (it's a joke, Michael...  just me being silly...  you are NOT gay.)

ps - Herman says "hey!" 
      Take care and Be well.

*forms the sign of the Gump and quickly retreats*  LOL...




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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 8:32:46 PM   
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Talk to you soon, red, and I hope you sleep well.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 8:39:48 PM   
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you are the yummiest! 

Garlic and wolfbane.  Shall I fashion a stake out of something?  My notary seal or something "official?"  LOL...
Night night, dear one.  Shall ttyl.

(ps - you have mail) 

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 8:53:09 PM   
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Some of us might be a little threatened here....


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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 9:09:06 PM   
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Release the panic, DV...  never directed at you, dear lady. 

By the way, I didn't get that pic today.  But as soon as I do, I'll send it to you.  (a little otherwise occupied, lol...)

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 9:15:21 PM   
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What i know about men !!
 
I need one right now
 
And that is serious !!


Too far away,  unfortunately.

BTW Did you have a blast this Guy Fawkes Day?


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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 11:14:31 PM   
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Why is it that when something is gutsy, its automatically said that someone "has the balls" to do something?
Women never say someone has the boobs to do something daring...  nor do we equate any other parts of our anatomy to our sense of adventure or our brazen streak....

DV


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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 11:15:55 PM   
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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 11:22:05 PM   
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I am not trying to be difficult. I just think its funny.



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RE: What I know about Men - 11/5/2006 11:23:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

OK, must ask.
Why is it that when something is gutsy, its automatically said that someone "has the balls" to do something?
Women never say someone has the boobs to do something daring...  nor do we equate any other parts of our anatomy to our sense of adventure or our brazen streak....

DV



I've a few female friends who say "Big Brass Ovaries".

Then again,  these are also my female friends who say "Suck my nonexistant cock."  So,  yeah.  I don't remember what my point here was actually going to be tonight.


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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 8:40:17 AM   
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But I can't remember the last time I've heard any of those used.  I guess we're stuck with balls.

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When was the last time you heard ANYONE say "That was a really spleeny move"?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 8:42:18 AM   
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It takes alotta ass to say something like that, Lady........................


LOL,
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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 9:58:50 AM   
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LotusSong ... Never before have I heard such posting from a woman about men.  You show a unique understanding.  Honestly I can only attribute it to the fact that so few women seem to think men are worth getting to know, and that it is only us who should be figureing out women! (a daunting task to be sure).  Thank you for your postings thus far!  We are not merely the two-dimensional idiots that we are often portrayed as on TV sitcoms.

With that, I'll throw in my two cents.

For men, everything .... and I do mean everything .... is somehow a competition.  ESPECIALLY in the context of relating to other men.  It is locked deep within our hard-wiring.  But, because it is so deeply ingrained in the social culture of men, we approach our competition with a sense of honor.

A group of men will quickely develop its own unwritten rules of fair play and conduct.  A man that steps outside of those boundries is made aware of it fairly quickley.

Men approach tasks with a kind of singleminded focus that generates a level of detail unmatched.  Okay, we can't multi-taks well.  It is hard for men to walk and chew gum at the same time, but a problem that requires attention will have a man's undying focus.

fergus


You back?


Sorta kinda

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 10:10:01 AM   
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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 3:38:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

What i know about men !!
 
I need one right now
 
And that is serious !!


Too far away,  unfortunately.

BTW Did you have a blast this Guy Fawkes Day?



Sheesh, always too far away.
Why am i only attractive to american men?
No i didnt go to a bonfire or anything - too cold out for me lol.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/6/2006 9:01:28 PM   
RazorJAK


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

What i know about men !!
 
I need one right now
 
And that is serious !!


Too far away,  unfortunately.

BTW Did you have a blast this Guy Fawkes Day?



Sheesh, always too far away.
Why am i only attractive to american men?


*chuckles* 

I mentioned to Rubberwitch that I'll be in the UK for WGW next year if things work out right.

Just an FYI


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