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iwillserveu -> Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 1:38:46 PM)

I had a new razor with my gym clothes.  I shave my face, head (I'm 40 and going bald anyway), and balls. 

When I shaved my face I cut under my lip.

When I shaved my head I cut my left temple.

I decide to skip my balls today.[:)]



MagiksSlave -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 4:16:05 PM)

((Giggles))
Me thinks that was a wise desistion!!!!!
LOL

Magik's slave



Mikal -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 4:35:15 PM)

Hey, if it's only a nic... what's your problem?!?!?!? lol



Saratov -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 5:32:59 PM)

Depending on the size of the overall area, a nick can be a very big deal. [sm=lol.gif] [sm=lol.gif]



sonny2000 -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 5:49:29 PM)

There are very specialized layers of tissue that allow the scrotom to bunch up tight or hang low, infections in there can be very painfill and difficult to treat (ask Dennis Rodmann)



mnottertail -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 5:57:21 PM)

Do your balls hang low,
do they wabble to and fro,
can you tie them in a not,
can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
like a continential soldier,
do your balls hang low.........

Boyscout first class (and order of the arrow),
Ron



sonny2000 -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 6:08:49 PM)

Proper ball Shaving procedure
1 hot shower or bath
2 apply cream use a nice new blade
3 streach skin out and use short gentle strokes always out and away from the body rinsing razor often.
For those Mistresses who require this, you are now prepared



Mikal -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 6:11:14 PM)

'Course, there is always waxing/sugaring if you want hairless without a chance of nicking yourself. [:)] *wonders what sounds men would make...*



Saratov -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/4/2006 7:33:35 PM)

But are/were you also a dancer? [8D]



RubberWitch -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/5/2006 2:27:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

'Course, there is always waxing/sugaring if you want hairless without a chance of nicking yourself. [:)] *wonders what sounds men would make...*


"Mhhhhnnnnnngggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
pantpantpant....why the hell has the paper come off, and left the wax?!?!?!?!?!?!"



Saratov -> RE: Not my balls, thank you. (11/5/2006 10:18:17 AM)

Would hate to have that stuck to the bottom of a tub of HOT water! [:'(] [sm=ugh.gif]



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