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Answer the following multiple choice questions:
Sex:
a. Heterosexual male
b. Heterosexual male open to possibilities
c. Where do I sign up?
Age:
a. Let's just say I'm distinguished and well-weathered.
b. Old enough to know better, young enough to enjoy it all.
c. Physical age...no comment; mental age...around first zit stage.
Marital Status:
a. involved in a long-term monogamous relationship, no hint of impropriety.
b. involved in an open relationship, other partners meet my primary partner's approval.
c. I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.
Occupation:
a. White collar position
b. Blue collar worker
c. Y'all want fries with that?
How many women have you dated:
a. Many
b. Several
c. Can I count my hand?
When was your last date?
a. Last night
b. Last week
c. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
My theory about sex with women is:
a. it is important to satisfy the woman thoroughly before the man is satisfied.
b. both of us should get off at the same time.
c. it's great, as long as you don't let the air out.
Virginity:
a. Given to a wonderful older woman who taught me how to be a gentleman
in the bedroom.
b. My steady girlfriend and I gave each other our virginity after our prom.
c. Do I have to answer this honestly?
I am most like:
a. Sean Connery
b. Will Smith
c. Dilbert
My ideal first date would be:
a. dinner in a five star restaurant, followed by holding hands on a moonlit
beach before taking the lady home.
b. going to a movie, grabbing a pizza, and talking so we could get to know
each other.
c. getting laid
The ideal way to approach a woman is:
a. Hello, I'm __________, and what is your name, madam?
b. Hi, mind if I buy you a drink?
c. On your knees and worship my cock, bitch.
I believe that women are:
a. beautiful gifts of God.
b. equal to men
c. born to serve me.
I would call a female I was involved with:
a. Darling
b. Babe
c. Slut
How many leisure suits do you own?
a. none, only tuxedos.
b. none, just an Armani and a nice Versaci.
c. one in every color of the rainbow.
How much jewelry do you wear?
a. A tasteful ring, a watch, tie pin and cufflinks.
b. A single gold necklace, a diamond stud, a watch, and a ring...at the most.
c. Couple of chains, a pair of pinky rings, a gold-plated ID band, and a watch.
My theory on cyber sex is:
a. Revolting. How can one have sex with a complete stranger?
b. Only to enhance a relationship when we can't be together.
c. Wow...people do that? Sign me up!
BDSM experience:
a. I've dabbled just a tad, with silk scarves and 'love taps'.
b. I've had real life experience and enjoyed it.
c. That's the parts I didn't skip over in this book by John Norman I was
reading.
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Thank you for your time and cooperation. We have this application designed
to be self-approving.
If your answers were all 'a', you are a liar! No man is that perfect! You belong with Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
If your answers were all 'b', why are you doing this? You can do just fine on
your own.
If you answers were all 'c', please choose your AOL screen name now.
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