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Blond with headphones - 2/3/2005 2:01:21 PM

FangsNfeet

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A blond walks into a beauty store to get her hair done.

"Excuse me but I need to have my hair washed, cut, highlighted, and permed but you have to do this while I'm wearing my headphones."

The beautician thought this was impossible to do and asked why.

"Because if this head set comes off I will DIE!"

So the beautician thought to herself "OK I think I can do this."

After washing the blonds hair, the beautician placed a towel over her customers head. Just as she took the towel off, the phone rang. The beautician went to answer the phone and didn't realize that the head phones came off.

When the beautician returned, she noticed the blond customer on the ground dead as a door nail with the head set beside her. "Damn, what was on that tape to keep her alive?" She picked up the head phones to listen as she began to hear "breath in breath out breath in breath out."

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