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iwillserveu -> My BDSM EMG (An EMG is a vanilla medical test) (2/4/2005 1:40:10 PM)
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I can’t believe I forgot to post this here. I thought I did? I even added part, hmmm.
Notes on EMG:
I also had blood drawn. It is good I heal almost as fast as Wolverine, since squirting blood on everyone as I flopped around from the shock would probably affect the jovial mood. [:)]
When you get shocked you try to stay still. It’s be nice if the trainee tied me down, but nooo... [:)]
The Doctor was training a technician. The doctor was male, the trainee was female. I said it was good she was there as I would not scream in front of a girl. [:)]
I forget the term but he said she was admiring my amplitude. I said I’d use that as new pick up line. (“Hey Baby, I got a good amplitude.”[:)])
It was going well until the part where the measure a shock on your head from sensors on your foot. (The readings for this on my arm was OK, and so was the shock at the back of my neck and on my lower back.) Apparently my skull is too thick. [:)]
Seriously, hearing the Doctors talking just outside the door about whether to shock me some more was not fun.
Speaking of fun, that was the fun part. (Yeah, I know some people think the fun part is coming.[:)]) The sensors and shocking thing was a lot kinder than the needle. Only three times in the leg and arm. (The needle is not bad until you have to flex the muscle it is in.)
Then the scary part. The neck right under the chin (so they can get the tongue muscle.) Add fear to pain. (It admittedly was an irrational fear of having a needle in my fricken neck. [:)]) Fortunately the readings were OK from my neck/jaw and they did not need to do it again.
Now for another MRI. I hope it is a female technician straps me to the table and who tells me to remove all metal since it is a big magnet. BTW, where can I get iron pants? [:)]
My insurance covers all this? I normally would pay 200 bucks to get it done right. [:)]
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