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Of Tree-huggers and Cupcakes - 11/7/2006 8:56:18 AM

LotusSong

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While walking through the woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear
firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and
pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed
to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake

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RE: Of Tree-huggers and Cupcakes - 11/8/2006 7:41:03 AM

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Really.. this is NOT a Political joke! :)

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RE: Of Tree-huggers and Cupcakes - 11/8/2006 9:12:47 AM

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hehe I had to copy it and e-mail it to my co-workers

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RE: Of Tree-huggers and Cupcakes - 11/8/2006 2:31:37 PM

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I believe we do have a thread poster that might enjoy that one............

I am NOT naming names.......

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