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twicehappy -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 4:04:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: akisha "Git yer ass over here before i beat you like a redheaded step child." I always loved this one in particular, i have 12 sisters and brothers from one mom and 6 brothers from a step mom (all blood related, my dad was a happy man) and about half of them are red heads. Never stopped my dad from saying that though.

NINASHARP -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 5:26:37 PM)
Getter Done!

Marc2b -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 5:38:54 PM)
Twicehappy said: quote: That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter. There are a lot of great gems on this thread but that one forced me to get up from the computer desk, sit down in my comfy chair, and laugh for ten minutes. Thanks. Two I would like to add: The first comes from a co-worker of mine from many years ago. Whenever something surprised him he would say, "well dip my balls in cream and squat me in a room full of kittens!" The next from my Grandfather when I had tried to cover up a lousy job on some work I was doing for him: "if you take a piece of shit, wrap it up in a pretty pink bow and pour perfume on it – it’s still a piece of shit."

twicehappy -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 6:08:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b "well dip my balls in cream and squat me in a room full of kittens!" LMAO............ PS, folks please note this was a saying and not a suggestion for a new party game.

stockingluvr54 -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 6:28:25 PM)
"dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!" "that'll go over like a screen door in a submarine"

LotusSong -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/8/2006 7:21:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes You look like Ish-kabibble (No idea who Ish-kabibble was or why I looked like him) Here ya go :) http://www.parabrisas.com/d_boguem.php

LadySeraphina -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 1:21:47 AM)
Fine as hair on a frog. Up 'n down more often than a hooker's drawers. I'll shove my foot so far up his arse he'll be spittin' toes. (That one's mine. [:D]) More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs. Son of a biscuit-eater. (No idea what the deal is there. Son of a gun was the bastard child of a hooker on a sailing vessel, who would service her clients in the gunswales, or thereabouts.)

twicehappy -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 3:37:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina Son of a biscuit-eater. (No idea what the deal is there. Son of a gun was the bastard child of a hooker on a sailing vessel, who would service her clients in the gunswales, or thereabouts.) I think it means either the illegitimate son of a sea-biscuit eating sailor or is a nicer version of son of a bitch.

slavejali -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 4:13:45 AM)
Here are some aussie ones for you: a bit more choke and you would have started misc:- a statement said to somebody who has just passed wind in public rather loudly. arse over tit verb:- to fall over bite ya bum misc:- exclamation, be quiet. fed up to the back teeth adjective:- use to signify someone is disgusted and/or has lost patience with someone/something/a situation. flat out like a lizard drinking phrasal verb:- extremely busy and under pressure from work. just down the road misc:- literally just down the road, but then you don't know how long the road is. It could be a short distance or, usually in the bush, quite a distance. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. You're basically scum A good root and a fart would kill him. He's weak. I'm not pissing in your pocket mate! I'm giving to you straight. She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. not discriminating about sexual partners A few wanks short of an orgasm. not all there About as useful as tits on a bull. useless Couldn't drive a wet soapy finger up his own ass. can't drive

twicehappy -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 9:05:18 AM)
You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

MizSuz -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 11:31:45 AM)
If your momma an' daddy get divorced, will they still be brother and sister? Well strip my gears and call me shiftless. She's finer 'n frog hair. He ran away so fast all you could see was asshole & elbow. We lived so far out in the woods we had 'possum for yard dogs. That dog don't hunt. Edited to add: Yer fuckin' this cat, I'm just holdin' the tail. And - I had a thought but it died of loneliness.

popeye1250 -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 11:35:09 AM)
"I haven't had this much fun since Granny caught her tits on the barbed wire fence."

candystripper -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 1:13:44 PM)
Southern gentlman to the object of His affections: "Get in the truck, bitch." Southern P/person telling a Northern P/person not to await acceptance: "Just cuz your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits." candystripper

windchymes -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 1:31:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes You look like Ish-kabibble (No idea who Ish-kabibble was or why I looked like him) Here ya go :) http://www.parabrisas.com/d_boguem.php Thank you! I never knew he was a real person! I STILL don't know why Grandma always said that, though! lol

stockingluvr54 -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 1:33:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: candystripper Southern gentlman to the object of His affections: "Get in the truck, bitch." candystripper We call that Montana foreplay......

twicehappy -> RE: Welcome to our bunny hutch (11/9/2006 6:02:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 quote: ORIGINAL: candystripper Southern gentlman to the object of His affections: "Get in the truck, bitch." We call that Montana foreplay...... That was just baadddddd.......!!!!!!!!

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