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Mitzie -> blow jobs revenge (11/9/2006 11:04:38 AM)
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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years
having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having
a good time together she starts talking about this really
great new drink. The more she talks about it the more
excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend
into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar
-- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the
shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink
the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot
of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks -
this is OK. Finally he picksup the lime juice and drinks it...
in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys
curdles...
at three seconds the salty curdled bitter
taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally
chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?"
Not bad he replied.
"It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge" she said
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