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gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:33:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Woooooohoooooooooooo party at benji's!!!!!!!! I call dibs on being bitch! Yours, benji

LadyEllen -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:34:23 PM)
I think the problem for men is a lack of blood - they have insufficient blood to power both their brains and their erections. The blood is in the brain - they think about sex. The blood goes from the brain to the penis, which becomes erect. Now their brains are bereft of blood and they forgot what they were thinking about, so the erection goes down and the blood returns to their brains. Renewed with blood, their brains conjure thoughts of sex...... so the process continues all day long, and this is why men think so often about sex. It also explains why men's character changes so much, during sex. The blood is in their penis and no longer powering their brain; this is why they become so daft when engaged in sex, compared to how they are otherwise - see above. E

mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:37:03 PM)
How can you NOT think about sex at a time like this? This is the only time I don't get into how why and wherefore something works, and it is as close as a heathen can come to believng there might be a god, now why you wanna tear up all them dreams? Voltaire

Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:37:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Woooooohoooooooooooo party at benji's!!!!!!!! I call dibs on being bitch! Yours, benji Hey no fair.

Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:38:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail How can you NOT think about sex at a time like this? This is the only time I don't get into how why and wherefore something works, and it is as close as a heathen can come to believng there might be a god, now why you wanna tear up all them dreams? Voltaire Don't worry Ron...in about twenty seconds you'll be getting an erection and you won't remember any of what Lady Ellen wrote.

LadyEllen -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:39:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail How can you NOT think about sex at a time like this? This is the only time I don't get into how why and wherefore something works, and it is as close as a heathen can come to believng there might be a god, now why you wanna tear up all them dreams? Voltaire The only explanation I can offer is, that its 25 minutes to 1 am here in the UK. Not sure what the time is where you are, but here its time to think about sleep rather than sex. E

byule -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:40:59 PM)
What is this sex thing that everyone keeps talking about???

ZenrageTheKeeper -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:43:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirDaniel quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache. A Man AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................[;)] AND we get to pee standing up.:) Women can use stencils.

gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:43:17 PM)
Known to men as fucking.... that help? Yours, benji

mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:45:09 PM)
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** Survey SAYS______________ Richard Dawson

byule -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:55:50 PM)
Thank you ben but it is still a little hazy.

ZenrageTheKeeper -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 5:20:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** Survey SAYS______________ Richard Dawson Man, did that guy ever redefine the word 'letch'. Every time he went fishing for a kiss on Family Feud, he made me feel like taking a shower. I prefer to learn from the true masters of life. Then there one of my favorite lines from Four Rooms: "How can I stop talking about something that's so HUGE? I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..." - Angela

mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 5:27:30 PM)
ABC is goddamn lucky they didn't hire me, 'cause I would have been rather presidentail in the dealings with the opposite sex, if you get my drift. Billy C Clinton

LotusSong -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 7:44:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail ABC is goddamn lucky they didn't hire me, 'cause I would have been rather presidentail in the dealings with the opposite sex, if you get my drift. Billy C Clinton Isn't his middle name Jefferson? Thus making it B. J. Clinon?

LTRsubNW -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 12:10:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail ABC is goddamn lucky they didn't hire me, 'cause I would have been rather presidentail in the dealings with the opposite sex, if you get my drift. Billy C Clinton Isn't his middle name Jefferson? Thus making it B. J. Clinon? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MasterKalif -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 12:33:52 AM)
hahahahahaha funny joke there with clinton....anyways...as I guy I can say that I think about sex pretty often...and I like to do it more than once a night with my sub [;)] but actually during sex I don't think women are thinking either...in fact they have a hard time focusing if we tell them something lol [:D] hehehe

juliaoceania -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 12:38:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterKalif hahahahahaha funny joke there with clinton....anyways...as I guy I can say that I think about sex pretty often...and I like to do it more than once a night with my sub [;)] but actually during sex I don't think women are thinking either...in fact they have a hard time focusing if we tell them something lol [:D] hehehe That depends on the man, if he is good that is the case, if he isn't we are thinking about our lunch date with our friends, shopping with our friends, calling our mother later, whether or not to stay home for the Holidays, and last but not least, whether we remembered to match our fingernail polish with our toenail polish[:D]. When it comes to my Daddy, um, I am as bad as any guy when it comes to thinking about sex all the time.

MasterKalif -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 12:58:50 AM)
hehehe well juliaoceania, I guess I must be doing the right thing to my sub then lol

meatcleaver -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 1:39:32 AM)
The one thing I did notice. The report said that women never forget an argument. They never forget a fucking thing! When I was married and there was a dsiagreement my ex would bring something up I had totally forgot about that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the past. Actually it just wasn't her, it is definitely a female trait that drives me mad and which made me realize that it is pointless apologizing to a woman because whatever it is she will still be throwing it in your face twenty years later.

MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/10/2006 4:41:57 AM)
Men think about sex?

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