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NATI -> RE: Poor George (2/6/2005 8:52:24 AM)
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Your post caused the coffee I was drinking to expatriate itself from my mouth at an exceedingly fast velocity and SPLAT into the screen on my monitor. In keeping with our culture's norms, I absolutely refuse to take any responsibility for this. As a side note - I understand it is now customary to sue children for absolutely nothing. And so I am talking to my lawyer. We are discussing the possibility of suing one child for blowing raspberries at me on the bus. This incident caused me undue emotional harm because I have a phobia involving spit.
Even two dimensional raspberries like this :: [:-] :: makes my heart race uncontrollably. The only cure for this that I have found are chocolate chip cookies. Unfortunately, my suppliers (being kids themselves) have already been sued. You can read about that caper here
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