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proudsub -> condom slogans (2/6/2005 6:40:19 AM)


CONDOM SLOGANS

(A list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week)

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!




mistoferin -> RE: condom slogans (2/6/2005 7:23:14 AM)

Thank you for the laugh this morning. My gawd those are funny!!!




AlphaGeek -> RE: condom slogans (2/6/2005 10:25:15 AM)

This thread is sponsored by the new B2 Stealth Condom. Remember, they'll never see you cumming in a B2!

A_G




DRoseThorns -> RE: condom slogans (2/20/2005 2:09:36 PM)

LOL




fencerpet19 -> RE: condom slogans (2/20/2005 4:01:12 PM)

Ha ha ha! Thanks for the laughs, those are great!! [:D]




FangsNfeet -> RE: condom slogans (2/22/2005 7:39:04 PM)

Pretty damn funny and so true at the same time.




rain -> RE: condom slogans (2/22/2005 10:25:46 PM)

went to Virgin Mega Store in Times Square this weekend, and at the checkout counter they had "Virgin Condoms," what the???

: P




MadameDahlia -> RE: condom slogans (2/23/2005 2:41:10 AM)

Speaking of condoms...

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

Heh...

They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.




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