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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:08:27 PM   
windchymes


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:10:02 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:10:50 PM   
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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:11:51 PM   
windchymes


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Your screwed up post screwed up my screwed up post.  Laughing here.



Sorry!  lol  I'm a moron when it comes to these things!

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:20:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Did you just refer to the females here as "high grade gash"???



Well, present company excluded, if you like.


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:23:25 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Hey Noah, what is high grade gash anyway?
 
Just curious.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:26:52 PM   
Level


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:27:41 PM   
mnottertail


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It is fresh, pink and firm to a finger poke, the eyes are not dull, there is no offensive odor,  the gills are meaty and firm, and it is not ice cold nor dry upon  manipulation. And it don't whine and bitch overmuch.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:33:46 PM   
SissySean


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ORIGINAL: Spitfiregrrl

Warning this will be a ranting session:

Doesn't it seem like the caliber of people out there in the dating pool just isn't that great anymore? I'm not out of the closet but in the gay scene I am quite out. Maybe its just the gay scene? Or maybe just society in general. Not to be concieted but I do have a lot to offer..looks, financial stablity, brains, humor, the whole works. I just can't seem to find someone who clicks anymore. Is it because I'm looking in the wrong places? I'm not even really looking anymore. I went out to an establishment last night and there was no one I found attractive at all. Even my friend I was tagging along with who is also single agreed. I just don't get it. Where have all the good people gone? I know that bars aren't exactly the best places to meet people. I've done some online stuff and its been both good and bad. It's just frustrating is all. I've been in relationships or have dated frequently and finally I've hit the single slump. I can be single but would eventually like to find someone to share things with and compare notes someone to laugh and cry with perphaps a cuddle session here and there. Am I being unrealistic or just purely a hopeless romantic taking it too seriously? What are your takes on this? Love to hear what people have to say about the dating world out there.


Want a cuddle session, buy a Tickle me Elmo otherwise....
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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:34:08 PM   
Bearlee


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<nearly spews on the monitor)
 
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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:36:15 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Hey Noah, what is high grade gash anyway?
 
Just curious.


Oh no. Not another BDSM definitions thread!

Actually, Mikky, if you have to ask you can't afford it.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:37:13 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Okayyyyyyyyy.... so a gash is either a womans ho-ho, or a freshly dead fish....
 
Thanks Ron... you're a luv-muffin.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:38:16 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I believe I can speak to that.............

It is fresh, pink and firm to a finger poke, the eyes are not dull, there is no offensive odor,  the gills are meaty and firm, and it is not ice cold nor dry upon  manipulation. And it don't whine and bitch overmuch.

GreenGrocer



... fuck is a greengrocer doing in the fishmarket?

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:39:07 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Ho Hos are kind of like Ring Dings aren't they?
Very unlike red snapper.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:42:07 PM   
SissySean


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Ho Hos are kind of like Ring Dings aren't they?
Very unlike red snapper.


No, ho ho's are what Snoop Dogg calls his bitches after his stroke.
"Hey where my h-h-h-ho-ho-ho's at?"


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:42:43 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		I haven't a clue... I thought Ring Dings were things that were supposed to stop sperm from meeting the egg....


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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:45:29 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: Level



Wasn't he related to Slim Whitman?


Whatever DID happen to Mr. Una Paluma Blanca??

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:46:27 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Mikal

I haven't a clue... I thought Ring Dings were things that were supposed to stop sperm from meeting the egg....



You're thinking of Burkhas, I think.

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:46:41 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		My Ring Dings taste much better than your ring dings.
http://www.famousfoods.com/drridi2pa.html

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RE: Slim pickens.... - 11/11/2006 4:49:59 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Well, fuckin' think about this Noah,

Did you personally see any dolphins unwittingly caught in the net of this thread?
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