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SirGordonslil -> collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:33:53 PM)

[:)]G'day, just a question, how do i get rid of the icecream thingy near my name?.. i am definatly not vanilla grrr
cheers
 




mnottertail -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:38:21 PM)

General Forum> Forum Rankings.........

The scales will be lifted from your eyes.

Puff, the magic dragon




Aileen68 -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:39:24 PM)

You need to submit five nude pictures to Mod One. 
When she receives them, the committee to approve "Those Who Move Beyond Vanilla" put your pics up to a vote.  If they like you and approve then maybe someday you'll be deranged.




mnottertail -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:43:07 PM)

I think there is a good chance at a shot here, my understanding is that #1 lives for the cockshot........

Robin Red Breast




Aileen68 -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:45:00 PM)

I don't think she'll ever admit it.
And on a side note...I'm liking how you've been posting under different aliases.
Very chic.




gooddogbenji -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:47:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirGordonslil

[:)]G'day, just a question, how do i get rid of the icecream thingy near my name?.. i am definatly not vanilla grrr
cheers
 


Don't listen to those guys.  It depends on the contents of your signatures.  If you have none, you get ranked "Vanilla."  Then, depending on the kinkyness, cleverness, and length of each one, they assign you a ranking.

Yours,


benji




Aileen68 -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:49:59 PM)

Then you would be vanilla still.




gooddogbenji -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:51:09 PM)

I have GS, rape, financial domination and phallic symbols.

You write about our president.

Tough call.

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:54:05 PM)

You and every other ProDomme on the site has that......

I think it is the peeing on the pillows that sets you apart from the crowd, myself.

Just me, could be wrong..etc...ect....

LadyVulva

edited to add:  OP: collarme illiterate is somewhat of a misnomer in this context, collarme illeterati would be most correct, the question is asked often, so we kinda group those things together.




gooddogbenji -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:55:33 PM)

I would tend to say that anyone who pees on a pillow will very quickly be set apart from the crowd, yes.

Yours,


benji




SirGordonslil -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:55:38 PM)

[8D][:)]different aliases? am just working this forum thingy out now..
i have another alias?.. what is it lol
humm submit 5 nude pic's... tha's not just a ploy to see my nekkedness huh *blush* *tickets on me this way!!* lol[:D]
what kind of nekked pics.. with bondage, vibe, piercings, or just a pussy shot..? lol
ill send naked pic's to Mod One if they send em to me first lol[8D]




lovetokissnylons -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:56:52 PM)

As a fairly new person to these boards,, and as someone who's asked the same question, and as someone who, had he not been clued in,  would  very likely be gullible enough to believe the bilgewater that Aileen and Mnottertail (maybe not Benji) are spewing, how 'bout coming clean and telling Original Poster the real answer ?  You can still have your fun at we newbies' expense in plenty of other ways .....




gooddogbenji -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:58:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovetokissnylons

As a fairly new person to these boards,, and as someone who's asked the same question, and as someone who, had he not been clued in,  would  very likely be gullible enough to believe the bilgewater that Aileen and Mnottertail (maybe not Benji) are spewing, how 'bout coming clean and telling Original Poster the real answer ?  You can still have your fun at we newbies' expense in plenty of other ways .....


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

General Forum> Forum Rankings.........

The scales will be lifted from your eyes.

Puff, the magic dragon



Post #2.

Yours,


benji




windchymes -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 2:59:27 PM)

We had some talk recently about what symbols should come after paddles...I think after 2000 posts, you should get a pee-stained pillow.  Four pee-stained pillows would be a lofty goal to work towards.




mnottertail -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:00:30 PM)

I absolutely told the truth in my first post.....General BDSM discussion....the very first post at the top of that forum is Forum Rankings by Moderator One....it contains a rather eloquent chart on the melting of the ice cream cone........

Why does everybody allways wanna accuse me of bullshitting?  Is this common?  Am I the only one?

LordNewandUnblemished




Aileen68 -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:00:30 PM)

Thank you Benji.




gooddogbenji -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:01:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

We had some talk recently about what symbols should come after paddles...I think after 2000 posts, you should get a pee-stained pillow.  Four pee-stained pillows would be a lofty goal to work towards.


On an average night, I have at least 10 kicking around.

Yours,


benji




lovetokissnylons -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:36:10 PM)

Ron, you were absolutely correct.  Only a little cryptic.  Sorry I didn't read carefully enough. 




LaTigresse -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:36:31 PM)

stay away from my pillows




mnottertail -> RE: collarme illiterate "dohh!" (11/11/2006 3:43:20 PM)

Lookie here, baby (and yes I have read your profile) everybody gets at least one HUGE pass on the bullshit from me, when new.........

This is not an offer or guarentee of tenderness or kindness in future dealings.......nobody goes out of their way to see that I am licked to sleep at night out here,after all;  but there is a human heart beating behind all these 1's and 0's............ I just don't do alotta background and digression in my writing.

Thank you for caring.


Ron


 




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