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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 9:33:30 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 2:30:53 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I always wanted to go to one of those "adult parties"...There was a woman I use to work with who use to throw them and make good money selling adult toys and  she was in her early 60s....I was always wayyy too shy to go but she said they were much better than any tupperware party she went to

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 4:24:46 AM   
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I cannot believe I am discussing this but here it goes.........I enjoy laying there masterbating denying myself orgasm over and over again..atleast 4-6 times then when I finally reach my orgasm it is sooo powerful I am sure i wake the neighbors


I thought I heard something.......

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 4:41:54 AM   
SirLordTrainer


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Status: offline 		Ive got decent control in that area and orgasm (masturbatin or with a sub) only when I see, hear or feel something that really gets to Me otherwise I wont waste a nut. Hell, I won the Fist of Fury competition 5 years straight!

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 8:28:39 AM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

I always wanted to go to one of those "adult parties"...There was a woman I use to work with who use to throw them and make good money selling adult toys and  she was in her early 60s....I was always wayyy too shy to go but she said they were much better than any tupperware party she went to


You should go.  They are a lot of fun.  It's not like women are testing them out in front of the group or testing them out at all.  You just get to see and touch all those fun things in a group of other very giggly girls who are probably just as nervous and shy as you.  When you get a bunch of the shy ones in a group, you'd be surprised the comments you hear once they get loosened up a little bit.  It's the quiet ones I tell ya'...... 

ps - and you don't place your order in front the others, so no one else knows what you are getting. 

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 10:02:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've had several "fun parties"...we all have so much fun at them.  Sometimes the laughter is so uncontrolable.  And to touch and feel and smell and taste everything!!!  mmmmmmmmmm, I want another party...

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 10:07:10 AM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I'm going to one this Friday after work.  I don't sell the stuff anymore, but I do still buy it!!! 

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 1:14:02 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		We need to get all the women together who regular here and have one big adult toy party ..test out all the goodies and send the video to the men here.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 1:15:51 PM   
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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 4:27:28 PM   
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Yes, yes you do.


Looks like somebody could use some bedside reading, viz:



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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 4:58:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

We need to get all the women together who regular here and have one big adult toy party ..test out all the goodies and send the video to the men here.


I'm an adult toy!

Yours,


benji

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 5:07:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

We need to get all the women together who regular here and have one big adult toy party ..test out all the goodies and send the video to the men here.


I'm an adult toy!

Yours,


benji

If Benji's the toy then I'm there. 

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 8:36:24 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I am wondering........on my internet ruler (remembering that 4 inches=10 inches) how much of a toy do we get when we invite Benji?

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 9:52:23 PM   
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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/12/2006 11:22:53 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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It is now known that sperm cells are not miniature humans; a man's sperm must unite with a woman's egg before a baby can be formed. Furthermore, sperm cells not ejected from the body simply die after a few weeks anyway, and are continuously replaced. It is also now known that masturbation does not cause acne, insanity or any of the other ills it was blamed for in the past.
Today, the Roman Catholic Church still considers masturbation to be a sin. However, many other churches have accepted it as normal for young unmarried people of both sexes and an acceptable alternative to the very real dangers and evils of promiscuous sexual intercourse. Even many Roman Catholic theologians say that the potential sin of masturbation is not the act itself, but in becoming obsessed with it to the point of blocking normal social and sexual development.(The church will always find a way to ruin a good thing))

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/13/2006 2:56:11 AM   
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I usualy read threads very early in the morning before work. I just want to say Thank You to Level and Benji and a few others who make me smile and chuckle on these mornings- what a great way to start off my day.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/13/2006 10:25:14 AM   
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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/13/2006 10:48:41 AM   
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Off topic for a sec.
I usualy read threads very early in the morning before work. I just want to say Thank You to Level and Benji and a few others who make me smile and chuckle on these mornings- what a great way to start off my day.


*gives the sweet one a big kiss on the cheek*
 
You made me feel good with that, sweet, thank you.

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