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TreSwank -> RE: Are Your Opinions More Valid? PROVE IT. (11/14/2006 4:08:28 AM)
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
OK, I was going to let all you kinksters talk some shit, kind of a feel good thing, so you go and eat your little turkeys all happy and such:
However, Let my demonstrate my unquestioned dominion in the matters of thought processes, and why everybody else should shut the fuck up and listen:
What do men want:
What men want is for you women to give us blowjobs like you are on death row, having just finished your last meal; a to die for prime rib and chocolate double fudge, brown, sweet, one of a kind chocolate chocolate dessert, and you are now slobbering up the holes on a benson and hedges 100 lite cigarette cause you hear the echo of footsteps down the hall towards you, and muffled unintelligible voices but it sounds like a crowd coming and you wanna suck that smoke in leaving no room for real oxygen in your lungs and life is just to short to consider consequences anymore......
The money saved on buying Cosmo for researching this question, we want you to buy $40 dollar frilly silk panties that we can wipe it off on when we get done fucking you in the ass, so we don't have to look at the stains on the drapes, the time saved reading it will give you more hours in the kitchen and additionally more time to get us a beer.
And that, right there, is why I post only one serious post every couple months.
Do not all jump on the bandwagon, telling me I win hands down, do not plug my email with congradulatory messages, I have no need of adulation, I am just telling it like it is.....
NEXT!!!!!!!!!
Ron
From now on, I will defer every relevant question to Ron.
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