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missturbation -> Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:38:10 PM)

Ok for those of you who don't know me very well i live in a shared 6 bedroom house. My best friend and her bloke live with me, they have their own living room so thats cool as we are not in each others pockets. My daughter has her own floor with three rooms so i very rarely see her lol. All rosey i bet you are thinking whats to be anal about? Welllllllllllll, the bloke who also lives with us is in my face all the time. He's just lost his job and i can't seem to get any peace and quiet. He's always in my living room and if i go upstairs to get some peace and quiet, he does. If i come back down, he does. My real list of complaints is as follows though:-
1. He keeps moving the bowl and draining rack from the kitchen sink. Now one things dont drain properly without it and two the sink gets scratched without the bowl.
2. He leaves pubes all over the toilet and i know they are his because he's the only one who lifts the seat. The other bloke sits down to pee - whats with that?
3. He puts his trainered feet on my expensive pine coffee table.
4. He leaves baccy trails from his roll ups wherever he goes.
5. He doesnt know how to empty an ash tray.
6. He smokes too much and its playing havoc with my asthma and the living room stinks. Now i smoke but jesus i bet this guy smokes 60 plus rollies a day.
7.His feet stink.
8. He puts the tv on for no reason. He walks away after hes done it.
9. he plays music and has the tv on when im obviously trying to have some quiet reading time.

Am i being anal ? 



Aileen68 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:46:54 PM)

What are trainered feet?
What are baccy trails from his roll ups?



Level -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:47:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Ok for those of you who don't know me very well i live in a shared 6 bedroom house. My best friend and her bloke live with me, they have their own living room so thats cool as we are not in each others pockets. My daughter has her own floor with three rooms so i very rarely see her lol. All rosey i bet you are thinking whats to be anal about? Welllllllllllll, the bloke who also lives with us is in my face all the time. He's just lost his job and i can't seem to get any peace and quiet. He's always in my living room and if i go upstairs to get some peace and quiet, he does. If i come back down, he does. My real list of complaints is as follows though:-
1. He keeps moving the bowl and draining rack from the kitchen sink. Now one things dont drain properly without it and two the sink gets scratched without the bowl.
2. He leaves pubes all over the toilet and i know they are his because he's the only one who lifts the seat. The other bloke sits down to pee - whats with that?
3. He puts his trainered feet on my expensive pine coffee table.
4. He leaves baccy trails from his roll ups wherever he goes.
5. He doesnt know how to empty an ash tray.
6. He smokes too much and its playing havoc with my asthma and the living room stinks. Now i smoke but jesus i bet this guy smokes 60 plus rollies a day.
7.His feet stink.
8. He puts the tv on for no reason. He walks away after hes done it.
9. he plays music and has the tv on when im obviously trying to have some quiet reading time.

Am i being anal ? 


No, you're being too tolerant. I'd throw his cigs and him out the highest window.
 
Or, I suppose you could try talking to him. But I like the window.



missturbation -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:53:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

What are trainered feet?
What are baccy trails from his roll ups?


Lol trainered feet are his feet with trainers on.
Baccy trails are his rolling tobacco bits everywhere.
Sorry hun [:D]



Aileen68 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:56:05 PM)

Well I still don't have a clue what trainers are...but...kick his ass out.  (based on all the other info)  That is just disgusting.



missturbation -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:56:13 PM)

I suppose you could try talking to him. But I like the window.

I tried talking to him about the pube thing - most important one to start with. He denied they were his. Now if hes the only one who lifts the seat to pee and other members of the household are blonde and grey haired and i well they cant be mine if ya know what i'm saying. [;)]
what is a girl to do?




missturbation -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 3:57:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Well I still don't have a clue what trainers are...but...kick his ass out.  (based on all the other info)  That is just disgusting.


sneakers?????



Aileen68 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:00:04 PM)

LOL...you silly British people.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:09:22 PM)

Ahem.   whine whine WHINE whine...much? *grin*

1.  Aileen:  Trainers are tennis shoes.  Or running shoes.  missturbation:  Now that Aileen knows what running shoes are, they do not belong on coffee tables.   Tell him that once.   Use a baseball bat (or a cricket bat, ducks) to remind him again.  and again.   and if need be, again although two bruised shins should do it.

2.  There is never an excuse for bad hygiene.

3.  The pube thing -- if he denies they are his you have a few choices:   (a)  Catch him fluffing and combing (I mean he MUST be doing something to shed that much!).  The problem here is that to catch him in the act, you have to be where you REALLY don't want to be.
              (b)  Get to know a CSI, take a sample of the pubes from the toilet, and get a sample of the pubes from him, or failing that, some DNA from him.  (How you go about this is NOT something I want to discuss.)  Take said samples to friendly CSI and get match results.  And remember, unless the follicle is part of the hair sample, the comparison is limited.
              (c) teach him to dust off the seat when he's done.
              (d) boot him out, or
              (e) suck it up.

4.    Unplug the electronics.  Plug them in ONLY when you want to watch TV or listen to music.  Tell him the "wireless" and the "telly" are on the fritz (how are my hopelessly outdated Englishisms?).  Do not allow him to plug them back in (if he figures it out).

5.  Forbid smoking by anyone in the apt. but you.  If he catches you smoking, tell him its therapy FOR YOU.  Only.

Otherwise, all I can think of is:  Marry him.  Then you'll have legitimate gripes like 99% of other married women.

E.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:09:33 PM)

I have obessive compulsive disorder and MUST have a clean house...so, it's hard for me to say but when you live together in a household EVERYONE must keep it clean so I would probably kick him out..but that's just me.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:11:20 PM)

Tell him to find another job and get his ass out of the house.



medievalwench -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:30:35 PM)

well said cuddleheart!



missturbation -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 4:31:57 PM)

Ahem.   whine whine WHINE whine...much? *grin*
Ok i admit it i'm whining but with just cause me thinks. I havent whinged about the things im really about like being the first to read my magazines or anyone bending the spines or turning corners on my books lol.
 
Use a baseball bat (or a cricket bat, ducks) to remind him again.  and again.   and if need be, again although two bruised shins should do it.
Believe me the thought had crossed my mind !! [:D]
 
The problem here is that to catch him in the act, you have to be where you REALLY don't want to be.
Na ha not going there.
 
Marry him.  Then you'll have legitimate gripes like 99% of other married women
Did i forget to say hes in love with little old me? I already have legitimate gripes god damn [:D]



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 6:57:08 PM)

Whatever you do DON'T MARRY HIM...or you'll end up with a thorn in your ass for the rest of your life...trust me. Kick him out  but first make him clean the place up[;)]



Emperor1956 -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 7:56:56 PM)

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missturbation:  I havent whinged about the things im really about like being the first to read my magazines or anyone bending the spines or turning corners on my books lol.


Why didn't you say so?  I'd break the bugger's fingers for that.  I hate corner defilers.  HATE 'EM.

...and of COURSE he's in love with you.  Who isn't *GRIN*?

E.



missturbation -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/13/2006 8:05:01 PM)

Why didn't you say so?  I'd break the bugger's fingers for that.  I hate corner defilers.  HATE 'EM.
because i really am anal about that lol.
 
...and of COURSE he's in love with you.  Who isn't *GRIN*?
everyone else?



Gauge -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/14/2006 10:23:19 AM)

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1. He keeps moving the bowl and draining rack from the kitchen sink. Now one things dont drain properly without it and two the sink gets scratched without the bowl.


This is easy. Take sheet metal screws and screw the bowl and the rack to the sink base. Be sure to strip the heads of the screws so he cannot remove them.

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 2. He leaves pubes all over the toilet and i know they are his because he's the only one who lifts the seat. The other bloke sits down to pee - whats with that?  


80% of men suffer from hair loss. 90% of those men suffer from women bitching about their hair loss. What I would do with the pubes is glue them to the toilet. When the toilet looks like it has a full beard then have him trim the beard with his teeth. As far as sitting to pee... hey... would you rather have him miss and pee on the floor?

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 3. He puts his trainered feet on my expensive pine coffee table. 


Sorry, but this is your fault. There is no reason to own an expensive coffee table. Get rid of it and go to the local appliance store and get a refrigerator box and use that instead. It would be a wonderful conversation piece and you wouldn't get all uptight over someone having their feet on it. If you want the cardboard box to look pretty, you can paint a pine wood pattern on it.

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 4. He leaves baccy trails from his roll ups wherever he goes.  


Well, this is just nasty, but, you must understand that tobacco is just dried leaves Therefore, in order to make things a little more bearable, gather all the dried leaves you can and spread them on the floor of your home. If you are questioned by anyone you can tell them that you are taking an interior design class and that you are trying something new.

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 5. He doesnt know how to empty an ash tray. 


Do the ash trays have instructions on them for how to properly empty them? Well, if they don't then you must label them or you only have yourself to blame for this. The other solution for this is to just not have ash trays around at all.

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 6. He smokes too much and its playing havoc with my asthma and the living room stinks. Now i smoke but jesus i bet this guy smokes 60 plus rollies a day. 


Well... don't you own a gas mask? There is a way to cure this also. With your new coffee table you can restrict his smoking to the interior of the box, this way he must stay inside the box every time he wants to smoke. If the box begins to smell up the living room, throw away the box... preferably with him in it. Replace the coffee table... do not replace him.

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 7.His feet stink. 


This is a matter of opinion. Has anyone been rendered unconscious from the smell? Have plants died? Any household pets suffering from unexplained comatose states when he has no shoes on? If you answer no to any of these then I have a hard time believing that it is as bad as you think. If you still insist that it is bad, then amputate his feet.

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 8. He puts the tv on for no reason. He walks away after hes done it.  


Easy cure for this. Bolt the TV to his forehead or bolt his feet (assuming you have not cut them off at this point) to the floor in front of the TV. This way if he turns the TV on, he is given no choice but to make good use of it.

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 9. he plays music and has the tv on when im obviously trying to have some quiet reading time.  


How "obvious" is it that you are trying to have "quiet reading time?" Do you have a flashing sign above you announcing to anyone that you demand quiet as you read? If you don't then you must understand that you are not communicating your needs. You cannot expect everyone to know something unless you make it really obvious. Some of us guys just aren't that quick on the subtle hints.

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 Am i being anal ?   


I cannot answer this question. I need much more information. What is your shoe size?

The above is likely to get me killed. Do not try this at home: I am a trained professional.



Mikal -> RE: Am i being anal? (11/14/2006 10:43:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Ok i admit it i'm whining but with just cause me thinks. I havent whinged about the things im really about like being the first to read my magazines or anyone bending the spines or turning corners on my books lol.


Anyone touches my books without my permission gets beaten [sm=mad.gif]. Sub or not. Bend anything in my book.... I go medieval on their ass and other body parts & throw them out of the car as I'm going by the hospital. [sm=trident.gif]
 
 
I'm thinking some nasy stuff up... I'll get back to you later tonight... mwahahahahah.... [:D]



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