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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:23:23 PM   
Lordandmaster


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So I was plowing her.

And the royal field is a euphemism, sweetheart.  It's not like really a field.  (Especially considering the hardscrabble fruit that it's borne.)

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Edited to add_ is it plowing or ploughing?

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:27:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh you and your big words and euphemisms, you're just being pedantic or is it facetious with me?
Do you know how patronising most brit women find 'sweetheart' and 'darling'?
Hmm i suspect you do, hence the choice of words.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:28:00 PM   
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Silly me, I thought it was a thread about rugby positions! 

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:29:19 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:29:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Do you know how patronising most brit women find 'sweetheart' and 'darling'?
Hmm i suspect you do, hence the choice of words.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:29:27 PM   
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Hell, the crack of a bitch having her thong split her turds in half as she shit on a windshield wasent enough of a tell for you to realize the overall tone of the entire post?

I constantly make errors in typing, I speak exactly as you read my words, and my particular vernacular is a mix of cowboy and brooklyn guido, so chill out, you win in the proper language competition capiche?

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:32:10 PM   
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And by golly I am a gentleman.

Ya know what i tried being nice (ahem) but alas my Brit patience has run out. Lets face it you use any opportunity you can to run me down, make me look small and i'm not alone, you do it to others too. If you get your kicks out of it carry on honey !!

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:33:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

No lo it was a thread about me being a hooker or a slapper but its now turned into a how illiterate is the brit thread lol.



Don't worry, you have a better shoe collection than any of these boys!  And with gals, isn't it really all about the shoes and the handbags?   

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:37:40 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:38:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Ya know what i tried being nice (ahem) but alas my Brit patience has run out. Lets face it you use any opportunity you can to run me down, make me look small and i'm not alone, you do it to others too. If you get your kicks out of it carry on honey !!

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:38:49 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:40:29 PM   
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Too right ive had to learn with people like you around.
Don't get unglued over what some guy says from across the ocean.
I'm not unglued over it - just dont understand your problem with me.


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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:41:33 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:42:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think all we've talked about is the Queen's vagina and the crappy hotels in Britain.

You HAVE to agree with me about the crappy hotels in Britain.  I freely admit that our Budweiser and Miller Light sucks goat cheese.  Can't you concede on British hotels?

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:42:41 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:43:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Its all about the shoes for me hun - not really into handbags.


OK, we'll buy sets...  you keep the shoes, I'll keep the bags...  =)

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:49:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lol the only people who say pussy over here and r referring to a cat are the sad old spinsters who stink of pussy piss.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:51:00 PM   
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quote:

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I think all we've talked about is the Queen's vagina and the crappy hotels in Britain.

You HAVE to agree with me about the crappy hotels in Britain.  I freely admit that our Budweiser and Miller Light sucks goat cheese.  Can't you concede on British hotels?


Not quite as i've stayed in some lovely hotels over here. I tell you what though when i have visited the states early next year and stayed in a hotel or two i'll tell you what i think of the comparison. I may well think ours are crap compared to yours.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:52:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

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Its all about the shoes for me hun - not really into handbags.


OK, we'll buy sets...  you keep the shoes, I'll keep the bags...  =)


deal  

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:53:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hooker or slapper...

Silly me, I thought it was a thread about rugby positions! 


hehehe Red, I was thinking maybe "hook-her" or "slap-her", lol

*edited to add that I am not trying to be disrespectful, ornery or just plain ol' "ugly"... just joking around... * 


< Message edited by LeMis -- 11/13/2006 8:57:54 PM >

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