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How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 2:11:16 PM

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      Linwood Elementary School was the local depository compound for Southmont North Carolina's fresh-faced young-un's......the dysgenic, racially-homogeneous progeny of the township's factory-workers, truck-drivers, and flea-market aficionado's There were probably about three black kids in our little school, and in perfect concurrence with the average rural Carolinian's assumptions about African Americans, they were all recipients of  the "free lunch" program (which, of course, I coveted, thinking it was some prestigious honor). I'm guessing that you have a basic grasp of Linwood Elementary School's Causcasian-friendly ambience.

I'd have to say that the least desirable portion of my "brutal" elementary-school regimen, that consisted of macaroni-jewelry production, long-division bingo, and playground shit-talking was MUSIC APPRECIATION. Even though I was fortunate enough to pick up the electric guitar later in life, and become quite the accomplished shredder, it's a wonder that the emotional trauma of suffering through such a lame-ass course didn't scar me for life.

I can still remember the torturous chorus line of the shittiest song in creation.(You Can Grow Up to Be President)

                       You can grow up to be president,
                          Oh, you can grow up to be president,
                          Yes, you can grow up to be president,
                          Of the U...................S....................A!!!!

The song made me nauseous every time I heard it, and even more deleterious to my budding intellectual development, was the idea that making separate rows of students wave different-colored plates (red, white, and blue, of course) would be CUTE, FUN, or even REMOTELY productive.

First of all, none of my quasi-retarded, hillbilly, corn-fed peers had a shot at growing up to be manager of the hardware section at Sears, let alone President of the United States. Hell............half of their Billy-Ray-Cyrus lovin' parents couldn't spell "Commander-in-Chief", let alone raise a political icon. Something more realistic would have fit the bill with more accurate precision.

                          You can spend your life in a factory,
                                Consumed by self-loathing and apathy

Second of all........waving around a cherry-red paper plate over your head while singing about impratical political aspirations has a way of making you realize your teeny weeny stature in the face of universal shittiness.

It's no wonder I drink so much on my weekends.

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 3:57:42 PM

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Oh, shut up and listen to your Madonna collection

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 3:58:57 PM

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Oh........don't even get me started on that tawdry woman. It's true that she can slip clever sexual double entendre's into her music, and I have to give her credit for that.

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer,
I'm down on my knees.......I wanna take you there.

Even brazen Italian-American hussies can be sharp, I guess.

*Edited to add- Okay.......I admit it's a good song. Sometimes, when I'm not listening to metal, I like to pop in a little Madonna, Kim Wylde, or Olivia Newton John......but only when nobody's around.

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:19:31 PM

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I have great respect for Madonna - 2 decades and shes still making hit records. Not many around have managed that.

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:21:49 PM

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Great pic Misst!

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:23:51 PM

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ty cuddles xx

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:23:56 PM

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I have great respect for Madonna - 2 decades and shes still making hit records. Not many around have managed that.

I would have liked to play around with the "Material Girl" in her younger days.......but with that fake, Anglophile, pseudo-British accent she's adopted as of late, and her pretentious "continental" airs, I don't think I could hang out with her without popping a few horse-tranquilizers and downing some Jack Daniels.

No wonder Madonna and Sean couldn't go the distance. It's all too obvious that women like Madonna lack the emotional adhesive that holds together grown-up relationships.

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:30:40 PM

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~cracked UP~

Holy shit, Tre.

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:37:24 PM

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~cracked UP~

Holy shit, Tre.

I haven't been back to the old Piedmont Triad in years. It would nice to see High Rock Lake again so I could view how my old rustic neighborhood has changed, but I guess I'll stay in the Northeast for a while.

Christ.......I used to think that Winston-Salem was the big city. Imagine my shock when an 18-year old TreSwank went to Manhattan or Chicago for the first time!!!!

My God.......to my grandparents, the term "colored" was the NICE way to refer to black folk. What a thoroughly backwards state!!!!!!

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/15/2006 4:46:29 PM

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I have great respect for Madonna - 2 decades and shes still making hit records. Not many around have managed that.

I would have liked to play around with the "Material Girl" in her younger days.......but with that fake, Anglophile, pseudo-British accent she's adopted as of late, and her pretentious "continental" airs, I don't think I could hang out with her without popping a few horse-tranquilizers and downing some Jack Daniels.

No wonder Madonna and Sean couldn't go the distance. It's all too obvious that women like Madonna lack the emotional adhesive that holds together grown-up relationships.

Does that mean you'll pass on seeing my madonna whore look then?

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/16/2006 5:14:14 PM

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Does that mean you'll pass on seeing my madonna whore look then?

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RE: How To Disassemble A Fractured Mind (Music Class) - 11/16/2006 5:24:15 PM

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Spanky, I think I love you!

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